Found a way to make the homemade or stronger stuff more palatable:

http://www.compassrose.com/books/absinthe.html

Who the fuck is Spleenraver.

Do not use my prostrating emoticon in vain,
in fact; invein this fact:
Fuck yourself,
then die and
abandon all hope, then;
As we eat your brains,
you may be satisfied,
but I doubt it.

Pinocchio

Liar.

I have never had a puppet;
i can not imagine wasting that kind of time,
to weird,
I,m too wired
and a complete narcicistomaniac.

I'm getting a Woody.

My dearest GreenRiver,

Linking an e-commerce site to your first post is a no-no.
Seriously.

You now look like a shill.

Any idea about what we think about shills here?

Perhaps I should be spanked?

We only spank the ones we love...

Ah, I shall have to try better to earn your respect. I was merely sucking up, bringing something that seemed new, so that you would love me. I am like the new kid at school who tries to hard to be liked.

The Green River (Green River serial killer comes to mind) is up in Washington State, in the Seattle area I think.

Don't get me tangled up in the strings.

Bring more Os then.
Too, that's how it's spelled.

Don't tell me
you washed up from the shores of the Wormwood Society?
I'll give you one warning:
Don't fuck my grandma,
and I'm a mean drunk.

That's two warnings Kirk.

True;
but the second one's a god damn lie.

'tis.

You only say that 'cuz you've eaten his sausage.

Most of us have.
He's always willing to share.

Question is. Who's actually seen his lizard?

They were afraid to touch it.

Komodo draggin?

I have seen Kirk's lizard.
It's a sweet, little thing.
I was afraid to touch it, though.
The small impact could've ruined Kirk's tenuous balance.

What kind of lizard? Anyone interetsed in owning a lizard, please contact your local iguana rescue society.

A belt lizard.

I think GreenRiver is Conju's puppet. Anybody else think so?

Um, no.

O.k. then it's yours.

Well, I did live near the Green River in the mid 80s.

Quiz:
Who's more interestin'

Cunfuoe,
Fat old Guy,
or the Lounge?

Riddle me that skanks.

no