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It should be a helluva lot greener.
Abshit Bong Water.
Danksinthe.
I like Oscar's.
Actually, that was mine. Oscar was running the video camera.
Why do you think they call it dope?
DG
DG
Cuz norom was already taken?
INTRODUCING! The First ABSENTAthat actually requires the Czeckerland Flame Method! 
For those who'll believe anything
Next thing you know they'll be adding heroin.
That’s wrong?
Yes. Heroin louches only with water, not alcohol.
"The Aristocrats!"
larz, you just get funnier and funnier with every post.
oh wait, no you don't
oh wait, no you don't
1. Stephanie, captain of the cheerleading squad and known skank whore, is rumored to be infected with severe cases of both herpes and karachis.
2. Can I start you with some bruschetta or a small plate of karachi this evening? Shrimp is in season!
3. Vinnie Barbarino shrugs his shoulders and tells Mr. Kotter, “So that new kid, Karachi, thinks he’s so good with the women. I told him, ‘Up your nose with a rubber hose.’”
4. Kama Sutra Position Number 122: Bend your lover’s elbow under your karachi, thus stimulating his lower kandahar.
2. Can I start you with some bruschetta or a small plate of karachi this evening? Shrimp is in season!
3. Vinnie Barbarino shrugs his shoulders and tells Mr. Kotter, “So that new kid, Karachi, thinks he’s so good with the women. I told him, ‘Up your nose with a rubber hose.’”
4. Kama Sutra Position Number 122: Bend your lover’s elbow under your karachi, thus stimulating his lower kandahar.
bye. 
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