Have you ever even tried real absinthe? Not that Czeckerland crap, but real French distilled absinthe? If you have I can't imagine trying to sell "herb kits" on Ebay. Glasses, spoons, etc are just fine, but selling those bogus herb kits do a great damage to a resurgent absinthes reputation. We're trying to shake off over a century's bad rep that absinthe, undeservedly, has and your selling garbage is doing nothing to improve absinthe's image. If you want to take some of your "herb kits" and try to distill it, fine go ahead. We don't want to know about it.

I understand, I just know alot of people that can't afford to pay 100 to import some. Or 50 for that matter. That keeps alot of ppl away, and if a kit opens your eyes a little bit why not?

Your stupid kits only perpetuate the ignorance.

Now go Fuck Yourself.

Open their eyes to what? I can't see a person who tries one of these kits coming away thinking anything but that absinthe is a noxious swill. The kits do not even approximate what a quality distilled absinthe tastes like

Erowid may be shit, but alot of people actually like the swill. Then they go looking for the real stuff. Your more likely to blow 5$ on something you've never tried before than 100$

Erowid and your shitty kits are joke.

Piss off you little douchebag.

Ignorant. Just because you think something is below you doesn't mean it doens't exist

Just because it exists doesn't mean it's not shit.

No matter how you try to spin it, your shitty soak kit isn't absinthe.

How's those eBay sales going for you.

We're watching you.

True...

Well, I don't sell kits on Ebay, and Im not tryin to spill you guys so...

Who the fuck is Dildomysphincta?

"Oh I am. I sell glasses and kits and all that crap, mostly on ebay but now on my site...joined to list but i might get my ass reemed by you guyz... :O)" - from the horse's mouth.

I thought it was Dyslexicsixela

It exists, it's below us, and it's not absinthe.
It's alcohol with herbs soaked in it.
It is shit.

Just becuase it exists doesn't mean it should.

This reasoning is stupid.
I can't afford a Bentley, if I paint my Neon white, slap a silver and gold
grille on the front and a Bentley ornament on the hood, do I now have a Bentley?
I can't afford Filet Mignon every night, should I dress up a cheap flank steak with Au Jus and call it a Filet Mignon substitute?
If you soak barley, rye and corn in vodka would you then have bourbon?

NO!
Call it elitist if you will but it's the facts, absinthe is expensive.

This is way better than $.99 night at the video store.

Hey Satans lil Bitch,
What is your purpose for being here? Has your luxury of ignorance run out on the old “Homemade Absinthe Business”? What a fucking waste of $5.00. You say there are people who really like the Shit kits, then start your own” Drinkers of shitty absinthe forum”. You can all talk about how vile your shit is and plan your next “Vomit Fest”. Why are you here? Maybe you’re a little hard of hearing or you think God is actually telling to do this. Well listen up “IF YOU DON”T GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE I’M GONNA PARK THAT KEYBOARD SO FAR UP YOUR ASS IT WILL BE COMING OUT YOUR MOUTH YOU DUMB FUCK!”

Have a nice Day

Wait, so this isn't a real Rolls? But it has the paint and the hood ornament!

Nice car! I'll pick up some paint on the way home.

Grouchie,
what are you trying to say?

Maybe Kirkie can make some Bentley grilles.

Ha!

Stroller, that a Pomona find?

La Brea I think. It's for sale! Just what everyone needs.

I use to have a 56 bug.

http://www.oldbug.com/sales.htm

i wouldn't brag.

I'm not. Fucking thing was alot of work.

and ugly too.

did it smell of BO and patchouli?

more like exhaust & 420

stupid hippy.

Jeepers.
Never seen the grouch pissed.
This Devil's Shitty Kitster
done gone and got on people's last nerve.

I think it's a first
I've never seen him mad
I feel his fedupidness.

The stupid hippy would be Dusty, the guy I bought it from. I never could get the 420 smell out of it. The heat always made the thing smell like exhaust.

One more time.

http://cgi.ebay.fr/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewIt...AMEWA%3AIT&rd=1

It's amusing that these Royer Huttin fakes have that "Leisure Suit Larry" era look to them, and fools that buy them think they are from the late 1800'-early 1900's.





How about it bjb3rd, you gonna bid a couple a' hundred bucks on this one too?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...AMEWA%3AIT&rd=1


Bring on the stupid contest Mk. II






I may have to dig up one of those repros and throw the hook into the water.

Sweetmeat anyone?

Jade should copy it.

I wonder if Betty is the one who appraised it.

WTF?

Does he want you to bring your own lube for that local pickup?

OH COME ON!!!

What's wrong, you don't like sugar cube tempura?

Oh, that is awesome.

JMFRANC goes to ebay!
Oxy didn't even get a photo credit for the shot of the full bottle.

I love all the retracted negative feedback. Wonder how he's paying them off...

What a fucking NOROM.

Probably by threatening them.
I wonder what his next incarnation will be.

I'm waiting for his next incarceration.