Funny, but consider the source.
George is on the Sauce!
Full Version: Politics part deux,
I still hate the bastard, but that's the most human emotion with which he's been afflicted. I say let's take it and exploit it,
Prick.
Prick.
Makes little difference, Cheney, Rumsfeld and Rove are running things anyway.
They are the Asses of Evil.
They are the Asses of Evil.
Bush is just an effigy.
he's an effin something, alright
Effigies are Burnt
President Bush was visiting a primary school and he dropped in on one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the President if he would like to lead the discussion on the word "tragedy".
So the illustrious leader asked the class for an example of a "tragedy".
One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him that would be a tragedy."
"No," said Bush, "that would be an accident."
A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy."
"I'm afraid not," explained the president. "That's what we would call a great loss."
The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Bush searched the room.
"Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"
Finally at the back of the room a small boy raised his hand. In a quiet voice he said: "If Air Force One carrying you and Mrs. Bush was struck by a ‘friendly fire’ missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy."
"Fantastic!" exclaimed Bush. "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?"
"Well," says the boy, "It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss and it probably wouldn't be a fucking accident either."
So the illustrious leader asked the class for an example of a "tragedy".
One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him that would be a tragedy."
"No," said Bush, "that would be an accident."
A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy."
"I'm afraid not," explained the president. "That's what we would call a great loss."
The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Bush searched the room.
"Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"
Finally at the back of the room a small boy raised his hand. In a quiet voice he said: "If Air Force One carrying you and Mrs. Bush was struck by a ‘friendly fire’ missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy."
"Fantastic!" exclaimed Bush. "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?"
"Well," says the boy, "It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss and it probably wouldn't be a fucking accident either."
I'm not a very political person but I must applaud that joke. That was some funny shit. Oh and I hate George Bush.
Everybody should.
Especially Massholes.
Especially Massholes.
Ok...
Man that sounds like Wolfie of the past when I start like that... but I digress...
Um. Oh yeah, George.
More than ever I believe he's simply a figure head. Nothing more. Nothing less.
And that's all I care to say on the subject at hand.
Oh, one more thing...
LET US HAVE OUR CUBAN CIGARS DAMMIT!!!
Man that sounds like Wolfie of the past when I start like that... but I digress...
Um. Oh yeah, George.
More than ever I believe he's simply a figure head. Nothing more. Nothing less.
And that's all I care to say on the subject at hand.
Oh, one more thing...
LET US HAVE OUR CUBAN CIGARS DAMMIT!!!
sorry digits, only Anti-Castro Majority Leader Tom DeLay gets to smoke them.
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