Full Version: How to make a woman happy.
not if she's with porky, considering he likes to masturbate with crucifixes.
Ask not what Jesus can do for you, but what you can do with Jesus.
Androgynous interior with a 100% female, 100% gorgeous exterior.
Good move taking that one off of the market.
Good move taking that one off of the market.
I hate it when they don’t have what I want at the store.
QUOTE(greeneyes @ Oct 19 2005, 02:23 PM)
Androgynous interior with a 100% female, 100% gorgeous exterior.
Good move taking that one off of the market.
Good move taking that one off of the market.
Ah shucks, even I'm blushing. When she gets fed up with my sorry ass and turns gay, I'll give her your #.
and mine!
not that i'll get lucky...but i like to have a camera ready in any case.
not that i'll get lucky...but i like to have a camera ready in any case.
Hide the crucifixes!
QUOTE(Oscar @ Oct 19 2005, 02:32 PM)
I hate it when they don’t have what I want at the store.
Wal-Mart doesn't carry inflatable sheep. You gotta go to Toys in Babeland for that:
http://www.babeland.com/
Oh my gear! You rock for knowing that one.
QUOTE(CelticGent @ Oct 17 2005, 07:01 AM)
the problem with men is that men just want to eat, drink, fuck and sleep.
the problem with women is that they won't let men do thse things.
the problem with women is that they won't let men do thse things.
And where are the men that accept that this is all I want?
Fuck all you bastards.
Cornering the market...
Two turned tables.
Where's our microphone?
Where's our microphone?
QUOTE(Oscar @ Oct 19 2005, 12:06 PM)
It.
SHE,
Ursula Andress
Man, I had many a horny nights after seeing that movie.
QUOTE(A.B. Normal @ Oct 20 2005, 02:07 AM)
QUOTE(CelticGent @ Oct 17 2005, 07:01 AM)
the problem with men is that men just want to eat, drink, fuck and sleep.
the problem with women is that they won't let men do thse things.
the problem with women is that they won't let men do thse things.
And where are the men that accept that this is all I want?
Fuck all you bastards.
Cornering the market...
She's entitled.
Man, why don't I ever take my own advice? I wouldn't have spent the last 2 hours fighting with my wife if I paid the fuck attention to myself. Now I just want to put my head under the tire of a dumptruck and listen to those backup beeps before my head goes pop...
I have a 2 for 1 sale:
20 bucks and you can have the second one in 4 to 6 weeks.
20 bucks and you can have the second one in 4 to 6 weeks.
Considering the price of his sperm, the rest of his xit seems downright reasonable.
Out of touch for almost a month, but I see the anal rape keeps on going.
On behalf of three women everywhere,
I would like to say that you're all good.
I would like to say that you're all good.
After reading the title of this thread I was quite sure it would have 0 replies... since we all know the answer to the question.
Your leaving them alone?
So it says on the court order.
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