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Colombia to offer one-hour divorces

BOGOTA, Colombia (AP) -- A new Colombian law would allow married couples to untie the knot in as little as one hour and for a mere $15, bypassing costly lawyer fees, legal hurdles and the prolonged delays most unhappy couples can expect before a divorce.


The measure, passed by Congress in July, is expected to be signed into law by Colombian President Alvaro Uribe within coming weeks, Uribe's office said Monday.

"The aim is to make life easier for Colombians," Manuel Cuello, superintendent of the National Registrar, said. "Getting divorced should not be such a bureaucratic ordeal."

The proposal was a response to the mounting backlog of divorce cases that are tying up the courts, Cuello said. More than 1 million couples are waiting to have their cases settled.

Under the new law, couples without minor children would no longer need to appear before a judge, but can instead head to their local registrar office with a jointly signed declaration that would then be stamped by an official within one hour. Both parties must agree to the divorce.

A separate declaration must be drawn up spelling out any division of assets. For couples with children, custody plans must be explained to a family affairs official who would then issue a certificate authorizing the divorce or send the case to the courts.

The measure would apply only to Colombians, and to foreigners married to Colombians if the wedding took place in Colombia, the national registrar's office said.

Catholic Church officials object, insisting the measure will only encourage couples to resort to divorce rather than work out their differences.

"It will precipitate the deterioration of the family," said Monsignor Juan Vicente Cordoba, auxiliary bishop of the northern city of Bucaramanga. "We will end up with a more unstable society and unstable children. Marriage vows should not be taken lightly."

Cuello said the pending law has generated considerable interest. "We have had hundreds of impatient couples asking to be divorced at notary offices, but we have to explain that there are still some legal procedures to be completed before the measure takes effect," he said.
CelticGent
i usually just go for the coke.
TheGreenOne
No coke, pepsi.
CelticGent
chip?
TheGreenOne
Chip. No fry.
CelticGent
all i wanted was a pepsi...just one pepsi
TheGreenOne
Four pepsi.
Absomphe
Gee, how will those poor Coluombian attorneys ever find a way to make a buck now?
TheGreenOne
Writing pre-nups.
Absomphe
sure, that and defending the cartels ougtta keep 'em above the poverty line.
CelticGent
i like the way shakira shakes her moneymaker
Absomphe
I think that's her A-rab half talkin'.
sancho
QUOTE(CelticGent @ Sep 27 2005, 02:21 PM)
all i wanted was a pepsi...just one pepsi
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i'm not crazy

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you're the one that's crazy

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sancho
if i hadn't done that it would have been going around in my head all day... probably will anyhow...
Oscar
We'd better get back, 'cause it'll be dark soon, and they mostly come at night... mostly.
CelticGent
yeah, sometimes there's just skyrockets in flight.
Oscar
I’m not that gay.
CelticGent
how gay are you?
TheGreenOne
On a scale of 1 to 10? Or did you have a different metric in mind?
CelticGent
it's up to grouchy..

he's the one qualifying or quantifying...
Oscar
I never discriminated.
Absomphe
QUOTE(TheGreenOne @ Sep 29 2005, 09:47 AM)
On a scale of 1 to 10?  Or did you have a different metric in mind?
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Would that be cut, or uncut?
Oscar
My mom made the cut choice. Strange thing is, my dad was uncut.
CelticGent
how is that strange?

she didn't want to have to eat the cheese twice a day....
CelticGent
yes, i realize i am a terrible person for posting that.
CelticGent
christ, what a fucking asshole i am.

luckily i hate me as much as you all do
Oscar
That’s a question only she could have answered. I know it wasn’t a religious choice.
TheGreenOne
QUOTE(CelticGent @ Sep 29 2005, 11:04 AM)
yes, i realize i am a terrible person for posting that.
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Being lactose intolerant doesn't make you a bad person.
CelticGent
no, but suggesting that oscar's mother gave him head does.
TheGreenOne
True.
Oscar
What happened?
CelticGent
nut & honey
Absomphe
Smegma conversations make me wet.
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