At 3-feet, 112 pounds, Bobby Martin is a backup varsity noseguard and plays on the punt and kickoff coverage teams for Dayton's Colonel White High.

"I love the reaction people have when I make a tackle," says Martin, "like it’s impossible for me do it. I prove them wrong."

Martin can bench press 215 pounds and is considering going out for the track team as a shot putter.

I wonder if he considered baseball?

damn, that's crazy shit.

holy shit, kirk, im still laughing about your comment.

You are a sick man, my friend.
Was it the thinking about playing 3rd base, or shortstop that got ya the worst?

yeah, he'd be grate at catching grounders, but every pitch to him would be high and outside

I think he should wear this helmet.

you guys are killing me today

oh jesus, i am laughing again at kirk' statement...

wondering if a new rule to football would be that you need to have at least one foot

I wasn't laughing before,
but now this thread has me falling off my chair,
must be a synergy thing.
You guys are really weird.

You have no idea.

That was terrible.

funny how the lack of one word would make it even funnier.



plays on the punt and kickoff coverage teams

it's a good thing he didn't live in EuroFuckyLand.

he'd have fouls called every play for touching the soccer ball with his hands.

crazy little bastard prolly first decided on sports when he saw the 'Dorf on Golf' commercials.

You're just learning this?

if by 'weird' you mean 'sexy, young attactive, smart fellows'

well, then you're wrong.

That guy has it all over Pete Gray, and whatever the fuck that midget's name was, who was brought in just to get the automatic walk.

OK... (Ahhhhoooooo)

2nd funniest post I've read.