Armed Gays Don't Get Bashed

And if your gay and have a gun, if you really want to break in that straight guy, well now you can!

"What I cant hear you saying no with my gun in your mouth"

Seriously though.

If 51% of the country voted for Bush, how can we possibly fucking trust them with Guns.

Only liberals should own guns.

I should just quietly back out of this thread...

afraid the homos are gonna shoot ya?

...

Ass Gun Rape?

I believe that none of my ex's should be allowed to have a gun, guns or any variation or make of automatic weapon.

But what about your ass?

Do you consider that a weapon?

Send the guns to me. I will properly dispose of them, or store them in a secure manner any way.

Or matches;
A casual brush off burnt my house down, twice.

It's easy to burn down a house of cards kirk.

Especially with all the booze.

My ass is lethal, but only if I have been eating kim chee.

Ouch.

I hadn't thought of matches. I'd like to include those in legislation along with sharp or remotely pointy objects. Nothing that wouldn't be allowed on an airplane - YES THAT'S THE ANSWER!

Idiots are allowed
on planes.

I think it's a condition of employment

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/0407/rivenbark.php3

Free drinx would help in that situation

Um, free drinks would help in ANY situation.

I'll drink to dat.

Bush is getting some funny fan mail.

Now the US military has "mislaid" 190,000 weapons in Iraq.

So now they KNOW that there are weapons there ...

Time to leave...

Why the fuck are we giving them AK-47s? American gun manufacturers need work.

'Zactly. At least if we were supplying them with AR's we'd know who the bad dead guys were.

It doesn't get much more sad than that.

On a 'cuz it's
true.

New War Policy announced!