I haven't ranted in a while so I felt like I had to yell.
Please discuss.

yes, were all useless... what's the point?

My pointless ranting.

Wereloungers.

I don't know where they are,
but they were here recently,
We're up to the task of finding them though!

"My pointless ranting. "

good point! (so i guess it's not totally pointless)

The point is pointlessness.
Grey waxes surrealist.

Waxes???

I usually wane.

And wane and wane...

Peekaboo!
I been real busy.

So, then, you are the waning suwealist.

Pointillist ranting

HA!

I nearly sent off an e-mail the other day stating that I am now collecting dada.
I wish.

How Freudian.

Ba-dump-bump.

Mmmm, pizza and boats.

I'm a useless bastard..............of course all of you know that by now.

Self-deprecation will get you everywhere. Continue on.

How bout;

I'm such a fuckin loser lowlife, hell I'm lower than Whale Shit...

The better part of me ran down the crack of my Mom's ass and left a brown stain on the bed sheet.......

Brown-noser.

eh, far from it but I don't mind taking shots at myself.

use a bigger gun next time.

Can't you tell CG, I don't have much ammo and I don't have very big guns, well of that type anyway.

i noticed.

Anyone that could hit Betty is a real man in my book,
how long were you under anyway?

Thanks Kirk, though I would imagine I've hit worse in my drunken stupor days. Spent four years under, mostly in cold Russian & N. Korean waters. Saw some scary shit that's for sure.

That's one LARGE target. Who couldn't hit that? (And i don't mean "hit that" in that boat full of lonely sailors sort of way.)

Nothing is scarier than Bettina.

She seemed nice on tv and besides, don't they say that being on television adds a few pounds??


Heyyyyyyyy, wait a minute.........I see what's going on here. How could I be so blind?? Shit, Ole Oral ridethatcocker, he hit it didn't he! I see now, sorry dude, didn't mean to tread on your turf.

No
Orval rides in style.

I've rode a few at the Cuff.

But the real question on our minds is, did you ride that one?

Gee, I'll bet a few people saw that coming.