Ya know, I didn't post for awhile cuz I thought I was going to get my ass reamed in here, so I finally post and all I got was a little lip from that "Oral or Anal" Redenbocker dude and Kirk gave me the finger! Come on man, you guys slipping or something???? Come on, let me have it!!! Give it to me...........fuckers.

no

CG only gives it to special* types.

*(as in special ed.)

Ya know I have feelings and they can be hurt!!!! Bastids........

>Ya know, I didn't post for awhile cuz I thought I was going to get my ass reamed in here

No xit Xerlock! I was expecting the same. What we have right here is a bunch of pussies with no balz (my favorite kind!)

>Oral or Anal" Redenbocker



Who couldn't love a man who spends months away at sea, crammed up in a boat full of muscalar seamen?

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/78/78rcowperthwaite.phtml


Captain Ned: I see. [ runs to address his crew ] Men! There are pirates in these waters! Pirates who inflict hideous punishment to those who fall into their hands! [ crew oohs ] Now, we can turn tail and run. Or, we can take the manly course, that which our manhood demands! Find these despots of discipline, and comfort them! What is your answer!!

Crew: Find the pirates!!

Butt Pirates? I wish.

If you really thought that, you would have been posting all the time.

I've been real busy but
I promise to abuse everyone thoroughly
after Christmas.

You Sir, Mr. Anal Ramthatcocker, I believe are right on target! What we have going on here is a complete lack of enthusiasm for slamming a noob, most likely caused by a shortage of testicular hangage. Lets call it "short sack-age". As for me being "a man who spends months away at sea, crammed up in a boat full of muscalar seamen", guilty as charged. Though I think muscular would be the correct spelling(though I probably spelled "testicular" wrong). As in "My my, what a muscular member you have there".


Christmas!! Holy crap man, that's two months away Kirk! I think you should take one of those wonderful grills of yours and bust me upside the head with it! KABAMM!!! Teach me a damn lesson, yes sir. That would teach me. Damn cocky ass noobs like me should be given no slack, none at all.

let's call it apathy

...whatever...

Speaking of butt pirates.

I love it!

Better watch out there Orval or Ole Mr. CG's gonna get ya! Can't be laughing at your own jokes around here boy! It's frowned upon.....

I want my buttons back Orval,
especially the one that runs a hammer.

>Better watch out there Orval or Ole Mr. CG's gonna get ya

He could sit on me but he'd have to "catch" me first.

>I want my buttons back

He's a "Big Ole Celtic Boy" huh? Guess I better get my running shoes on then.

I wouldn't bother I don't think he's the fattest, I mean fastest horse in the race.

HA!

Hey, ya never know. He might run us down and teach us a fine lesson in the art of Butt Pirateism, then who'd be laughin???

I love puppets.

i don't

Apathy. Definitely apathy.
If Skeets were around more,
he'd bake the noob a cake.

SKEEEEETA... Oh, wait.

False Alarm.






Sorry...