So.

It's been a while.

I miss anything good?

Seems like some folks is missing.

I take it there is good reason for this.

Well.

Umm.

So.

Yep.

Anybody care to fill a sleepy brother in on all the good times he done missed?

yeah, fill me in too.

Show up for dinner tonight and find out.

Jack mounted an attack
and then fell back
from the higher powers that pee here.
That guy who says lots of stupid shit, then says-"Bro" after to make it ok. is getting therapy
taz gave up.
I made some more stuff, check out my new spoon at Oxy's site.
Rimmy's in school
Peep's reel busy
and the Mayor seems to have a life.
Oh yeah,
there was a flood in N.O.

what kinda therapy is larz in?

Attack therapy

Well put, friend. That was about all the detail I wanted.

Figgered as much.

I heard something about high waters in LA. Friend of mine sent me the story from that magazine about Ted fleeing with a trunk full of hooch. Got me to thinking about the old country.

...Me? There are high ole waters here too, 'cept we just call it 'monsoon'. My real life done kept me hoppin' too. Silly gits down here never seem to get tired of what we sell. Even when we take their money and refuse to give 'em the goods.

Lammiepiechops is back home right-now-as-we-speak learning how to do her job. Erm. Learning how to do her job betterer. I was there, too, for a week or two. Twas right nice to eat real food and drink real beer. We had a beer with Porkiepie. But only one.

That's it. That's all I have to report.

Now entertain me, bitches.

Love to. What's on the table?

Whatever you like...as long as it's in DC.

I'd try to make it, but seem like it's gonna be a little past my bed time, being as it is already (eep) tomorrow. Why you folks hafta eat so goddam late?

Spanish pretensions.

I've got their first album on vinyl.

I enjoyed that spontaneous beer with you and the lambchop.

After speaking with the Mrs., we've decided we're going to try and save up for Tokyo and pay you a visit when you've settled. Domo arigato.

you suck, porky.

Come with us. Then we can all suck together!

You may have missed the 18 posts since the last time you logged in.

I notice Celtie broke 5 digits (posts, not fingers) since the last time I was here. (Actually, I have no idea how many fingers that may have caused him to break. I should't care to speculate.)

Good work, man!

I think.

Hee! I just had dinner with The Green1 and it made me come back to my little DC nest and open a new thread. I didn't even see this one. I'm so silly.

It was great to see you, Porkpie, and I just had a great night out with Green1. Been out of touch for a long time, but I miss y'all.

What the fuck happened around here anyway?



ps- I still miss you most of all, scarecrow. What with your straw and your no brain and your kilt....

Pretty much nothing, hence the crickets.



And your little dog too!

Hmm.

Ya know, that's kinda strange. (Not the Toto part; the other thing.) Because, honestly, the way I see it, this place seems more like what it used to be like than it has been in a long time. Volume might be down a little, but the tone is correct.

Right homely if you ask me. Only thing missing is that jackass Rambo.

Where the fuck did he hie off to, anyway?

he's gettin some book lernin

guess he was sick of getting $5 a throw at rest stop bathrooms & wanted a 'career'

stupid, silly, delicious little fucker

Sounds like he had a career. Stupid Spanish pretensions. Never got a fella anywhere.

I saw him & Ms. Rimbo at my halloween party. We played this board game encore where it gives you a word and you have to know a song that uses that word and sing at least 6 words from that song, and he remembered every word to every Suede song ever. That's how he's doing.

In the immortal words of David Byrne...

I'm not David Byrne.

...same as it ever was/same as it ever was/same as it ever was/same as it. ever. was...

and you may ask yourself

why do i keep coming to this shithole

Because Liver failed at burning down the house.

i read that david byrne used to shit in hotel beds to freak out maids

i just do it cause i'm lazy

Run run run run run run run away.

She's got some wild, wild life
Ain't that the way you like it?

Ha! Porkio said 'Mr. Roboto'... (He did say that right?!)

Lammy likes em the kilts... Woo-Hoo!

I didn't know the scarecrow wore a kilt.

this one does

Scarecrows are skinny,
you sir
are no scarecrow.

um,

it all depends how much you stuff into them.

dumbass.

Extra stuffing.

zactly.

bigger scare, same lack of brain.