QUOTE(greeneyes @ Nov 19 2005, 06:39 PM)
Those of you who don't still think girls are icky already know this.
However, in the interest of intersex relations, I am compelled to point it out.
Pamprin is about 1/4 as effective and 1/72 as mood enhancing as a good toe curler.
A few Percoset in the salad while she's not looking works even better than landscaping.