but this is kinda surprising

Something fishy about that . . .

That's fucking gross.

I don't like beer.

Reminds me of Prestige Stout from Haiti.

That stuff smelled like unwashed pussy, and didn't taste much better.

Damned zombie brewers.

Dude, that's fucking gross.

You'd know.

my first in a long while..

I'm going to go puke. Then I'm going to have some sushi.

I'm not the one glorifying such ill hygiene by using a likely offender as my avatar, numbnuts.

I don't know, you'd have to ask Ted what she tasted like.

I didn't know he swung that way...

Whatever way that would be.

The wrong way.

You said a mouthful.

Coochophobes.

Ok. You drink the beer and tell us how it is.

I'm not big on beer (with a few exceptions). As for cooch, I like the actual thing but I'm not a big fan of the flora & fauna. I'll pass on the crotch beer but the folks at Jack's? place might like it.

The new look over there is a bit hard on the eyes.

The music's a bit annoying too.

It's nice to see Jack's humor at work. . .














on his own forum

I tried to post but it crashed my browser. That's exactly what I expected to happen.

The music is Awesome. It's Pac Man.

That is so far beyond beer goggles I don't even know what I would call it.


I do like the avatar Crosby!

That's interesting.
I mean yeast is yeast,
there's a type of fermented beverage that
American Indians used to drink.
Everyone would sit around a large jar and chew on raw corn,
then spit it into the jar.
Once it was full they would let it sit for a few days to ferment,
then drink it.

I'll try anything once.

I can't even get the whole Rube Goldberg to load in, now that he's added the early video game sonata...

Warped ass mofo.

You know. Jack Sprat made some good um... (cat?)

I dunno.

What I do know is that in a day... the Felix that I loved AND the Pignon that I more than loved, WILL be tested to it's entirety!!!

WOO-HOO!!! Let the games begin!!!

(I just love Fairy Chicks!)

Um... just to clarify, it's the picture I'm looking at on this bottle...

Fauna? Prol's been hanging out with some wild chicks.

I wonder if it's sour beer?

Who the fuck is Snorville Odd n' dorker?

Some Jack-off.

Who the fuck is BoogerPicker?

Given the probable state of their oral hygiene, I think I would rather drink the snatchbrew.

Trust me, you wouldn't.

Actually, Candida is not well suited for brewing beer.

And this Candida's not suited for drinking beer.

Loogie likes it there.

I'd not be so worried about the yeast, as the various bacteria that she likely adds with it. It may be me, but I cant imagine lactobacteria is good for making beer.

If she has a method for actually seperating the yeast from the other microorganisims she would swab with it, then sure im game.

Seriously guys how many of you havent gone down and eaten worse?

My issue is cultivating it and then ingesting it.

i bet their red ale tastes like iron.

That time of the month never stopped you before...

CG earned his red wings eh?

Not suprising at all.

Me, I will swim in the red river, but I will not drink from it.

If this guy gets em any younger, he won't have to worry about any red river...
http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/entnews/...3224296000.html

jesus, porky, i think that bastard has heard "he's such a has-been, he can't even get arrested" so many times that he's been taking it personal.


snake, actually, i did earn them by accident.

and yes, it does have a nice metallic taste.

but once you get used to it, it's not that bad. good thing i have a red beard, though.

Red river is the gateway drug to dutch ovens, perv.

Ceeg, good for you.

Snake, you're the bleedin' pussy. I hope she spits.

Those of you who don't still think girls are icky already know this.
However, in the interest of intersex relations, I am compelled to point it out.
Pamprin is about 1/4 as effective and 1/72 as mood enhancing as a good toe curler.

Been a long time for me.

There is something to be said for historectomy(sp).

On the other hand, menapause sux big time. Can we say "Power Surge"?

= death.

It just isn't right.

Everything...