Nov. 26th, 2005

PM the usual suspects for more info.

I wish I could make it. Fucking job.

Come for booze, stay for the clowns.

Are you coming 1900? This is the one in Austin correct? If so it's at my house, can't wait to meat some of you.

*giggle giggle*

He said,"meat".

He’s going to give you his meat.

there's no secrets between sailors

This from a man who loves the cock.

Yes.

Heh heh heh...he said meat AND coming in the same post.

Damn those prescient Village People!

That should be a good time not to remember!

Yep.
Caulk,
Towels,
and booze...

And dont forget the meat!!!

Did someone say smoked meats?

Damn right. I'm eating an all beef dog w/ sauerkraut and bacon right now, and will wash that down with and andouille sausage w/ cole slaw. OINK!

Here is a chaser for you.

And here's a chaser for everybody around me:

Does it come with a free bad shirt?

have sausage will travel.

Edited in the interest of accuracy.

I betcha more chicks show up now.

You know how the ladies love sausage!

Spongebob sure has let himself go.

man i love accordian music.

so that chick holding one with her mouth open makes my penis twitch.

Get out your lighters. (The day before Jimi's Birthday)

I tried not to laugh but failed miserably...

FI'YAH!

BAM! LIGHT 'ER UP JIMMY! MAKE THAT ASBINTH SING LIKE BASTARD CHILD!

(Yes, possessed once again...)

Don't miss it.

Bang Bang!

cher?

Damn that sounds good right now!

thanks for sharing.

Your welcome.

it's YOU'RE,

Oops, YOU'RE right. Sorry about that shit brick. By the way, you should always capitalize the begining of a sentence!

unless you're me.

then you have a ghetto pass.

That post was okay, CeeGee. You don't have to capitalize sentence fragments.

just like his penis,
cg can't produce anything large.

Awww, that can't be all true. I bet he shits like a man. Especially after a big plate of potatoes and cabbage.

Don't forget the bangers.

to both youse cunts

I need to get me one of those ghetto passes. So you coming to this little louche fest Celtic? Bless us with some of that Celtic pride.

sorry, i live in NY.

and i don't own a gun or a pick-em-up truck, so they wouldn't let me into texass anyhow.

Wear a cowboy hat and you'll do fine.

no thanks.

I went into a dive bar in Lubbock, TX.
I was with 5 other people.
The bouncer stopped me and said I had to take off my hat.
I started to and then realized everyone in the place had on a hat.
I asked what the problem was and he got real ugly about it
like he was going to kick my ass.
Me: "Everyone in here has on some sort of hat".
Bouncer: " NOT THAT KIND OF HAT"
It was a ball cap with a picture of a feather on the front.
We left and went to the next dive,
they wouldn't let us in because we didn't have hats on.
We were wearing business suits but no hats.
Texas can kiss my ass.

From what I hear, Texas is just a small version of Wyoming.

i spent a week in houston when i was a young teen.

while i did like the drive we took through galveston (i guess i got to see it just in time, because i heard that it turned to shantyville soon after),

i really see no reason to return to texas.

Only not as rich.

-(whistling intro) La LA La LA la LA Laaaaaaa!

Loud black woman: Awww, honey, do you have DIARRHEA again?

-(Irregular black man blushes deeply)

Loud black woman: Don't worry baby, we're havin' oxtails tonight!!!

Irregular black man (smiling): For stool consistency and size, you can't beat boiled meat!!!

-(Loud black woman smiles tenderly)

-(xylophone outro) la, la la la la, LA