... most awful, terrible, crappy suckass made for TV movie last night.

Why I decided to waste 2 hours of my life on diarrhea made for TV is beyond me.

I just thought it would be a good idea at the time...

CATEGORY 7: THE SHIT FLIES...

I've never watched something that was filmed so poorly!

What was with the dramatic .5 second quick zoom in - zoom out frames?

I don't even have to mention the (over) acting and the storyline...

That's hysterical. I was at the in-laws house on Long Island, and I saw ads for it on CBS and thought they were joking. CATEGORY 7: END OF THE WORLD.

Thank god for Hurricane Katrina and all the inspiration it has handed out to 3rd rate screenwriters who can't even get a gig writing Alpo commercials.

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CATEGORY 8: THE DOGS GO WILD!

What I'd really like to see is CATEGORY 9: WE'RE REALLY SORRY FOR ALL THOSE NATURAL DISASTER MOVIES AND HERE ARE THOSE WASTED 2 HOURS OF YOUR LIFE BACK.

Two hours EACH, you mean.

I didn't watch it. Those commercials were enough warning to keep me away.

Damn, it looked super good, and I had wanted to watch it, but forgot about it. Did everyone die?

I passed out before the end of the movie.

Not from alcohol but from retching at how bad it was...

like my father used to say to me:

if you're looking for sympathy, grab a dictionary... it's betewwn SHIT and SYPHILIS

if you didn't realize that would be a piece of shit before watching it, you deserve to have to sit through it.

But I really wanted to see the world get all blowed-up!

Just watch the news.

Exactly...can't beat that for entertainment.

We get very censored news. As they were saying after we killed Uday and Qusay, American news will show off dead people from other countries, but not our own. I saw more dead people when Oprah went to NOLA than I saw on the news.

That retard video taping the tornado should have been a very amusing story though...imagine the footage: watching the tornado and shit flying around as it approaches him, you see a small piece of splintered lumber fly at the camera, the camera flips around and settles on the ground, upsidedown facing a dead man with a piece of wood sticking out of his chest (or head) then getting blown away by the wind...

Better laugh at your own pathetic quips while you can , oh misbegotten spawn of mine, for life is almost as short as CeeGee would have you believe he is...at least where it counts.

I will continue to laugh long after my death. I am sure someone somewhere has a recording on which I was laughing, and will play it eternally. Bastards!

Did that post make any sense BEFORE you edited it?

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Let's see...what was I up to...oh, yes...

I think it made a little more sense, but not much. I think I misspelled sumfin, and had to edit that.

If your motherwere still alive, she'd drop dead of apoplexy, you misbegotten miscreant.

Do you even understand the disappointment you are to your mother and me?

i almost laughed at that.

Close only counts with hand grenades; wish I had one now.

Me to.

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That was awesome!

Well yeah but I thought that was a given.

I don't want to get pissed drunk tonight, just drunk so I thought I just keep it... 'angry'.

Cheers Cros.

Horeshoes, Hand Granades and Thermo-nuclear weapons to be speciffic.

Those faces fuckin' killed me. I think the halls of congress should be lined with them.

F'in yes!!!

(Not to be mistaken with Effen Vodka....)

Thanks for clarifying that for them. Had I been here sooner I would have done so myself.

A fine job you did, as well.

What about cell fones at the gas pump (I almost got a call)...whatever, nevermind.