So I was at this reststop in Ohio... had to use the Mens room... and as I was conducting my business, there on the wall to my left was something advertised in RED, WHITE & BLUE!!!
"DO THE RIGHT THING AND BE PATRIOTIC!"
"TICKLE HER FANCY WITH THE REAL THING!"
Yes, for only 75 cents, I could've owned... I kid you not...
...
...
THE FREEDOM TICKLER!
As I said, I just had to shake my head and leave.