Hello everyone!

New to the forum but not especially new to absinthe. Please excuse the avatar. It's a work in progress by a friend of mine.

Anyway, I feel as if I've spent enough time lurking and it's time to say hello.

So...hello.

Hey Abby.

Wasn't that hump on the other side?

...and I just realized that I'm apparently mildly dyslexic...FNG, NFG...

Welcome aboard.

DG

C'mon in and
shut the fuckin'
door.

Hi,

The avatar is cool and funny.

We have a free absinthe giveaway around here twice a month, I'll sign you up but you have to keep yourself active on the forum to be elligible so join the virtual party !

cheers!

Business as usual, huh?

Apparently.
Nero
Rome

'Cause that's certainly THE most important thing here...

Well, to him.

Ok, that's enough. No more giveaway. I'm sick of it.

Hello, A.B.

Not the giveaway you took upon yourself to
do when this place was barely open and old
one was still smoking?
Huh.

Yes, when YOU offered me a sponsorship banner...

...and when the admins offred me to take care of drawing a winner once in a while...

Dead issue. :dickheadlosershitforbrainsgoatsuckerripoffartist!:

And we did take care of the giveaway before the meltdown.
And Dinky was going to get the banner, but, as you were
told, he's fuckin' very busy.

You couldn't let things settle a bit. Shit, we didn't even
have a real website at that time, but you had to get back to
business.
That's when we decided to let you do what you wanted w/it.
We were glad to rid of it, because, unlike you, we wanted it
to be totally fair and equal. That made it a big pain in the ass.
You took and started doling it out to whomever you wanted,
at your whim, whatever, it's your shit to w/as you want.
You just can't do it here.

Hello A. B.

Welcom and never mind the housecleaning.

Yeah Abby, we just had to clear
something up that was itchin' up
our jocks.
And shut that fuckin' door!

Howdy, FNG!!!!

Cheers to that, and to you. Welcome.

Greetings.

Have a & don't mind our little family squabbles. Besides, wouldn't life be boring if we all got along? (um don't answer that).

Thanks for the welcome.

And Wolfgang, I don't believe I'm eligible for the giveaways at this point because I'm already anxiously awaiting my #31.

Hey.

It's about time we had somebody normal in here.

Define normal.

Hey Abby! Nice to meet ya!

I've been trying to do that my whole life. Haven't come up with much of an answer yet.

Hi there Norm!

hee hee.
Norm!

Hi absinthobro or absinthosista!!!Welcome home, have a drink!!!n more!!!

zactly!

Hi, FFNG!

Abby, Normal - Welcome.

Sheesh. No one caught the Young Frankenstein reference. I must be old.

I'm normal, if you use a really large standard deviation.

I caught it, it just wasn't funny

A belated welcome to Abby Norm

Just note my comma.

You could at least acknowlege it by throwing rocks at me.

Wait, we don't have a rock throwing smilie. Never mind.

Shit! I was hoping SOMEONE would be able to define it! DAMN now I gotta keep looking....

I was reading it from work this morning! I would have gotten it if I was actually awake. I own the stupid movie, you'd think I would have gotten that quote in my sleep! Though he says it to Igor so that could be why my sleep addled have so not had enough caffine deprived brain didn't pick up the referrence.

Ain't no normal here, if your are looking for a definitive source... look elsewhere.

Normal is left at the Lounge door.
The bouncers confiscate it.

Well then...I guess it's a damn good thing I didn't bring any.