http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/11/15/sexparty.mom.ap/index.html

To put this into perspective, my wife (high school teacher) has a student who was raped a couple of years ago by her father. He got 2 to 6 years.

This woman gets 30 years for giving out booze and drugs to kids, and consentually sleeping with a few of them.

I LOVE THIS COUNTRY!

jesus christ

i think they should have her chair the Big Brothers/Big Sisters foundation.

i woulda killed for somebody like her when i was a kid.

I know. Too bad she wasn't a man, she sounds like a perfect candidate for priesthood.

According to a show I watched it seems Rabbis are getting in on the game to, looking for kiddies online.

So, anyone wanna come to my place for an absinthe tasting party?



P.S. I may seem intelligent with all my fancy, fancy talk about technology, but I seem to forget that Kip, Napoleon Dynamite's brother, wasn't really that cool. Only people less cool are those admin types that fuck with other people's content to mention anything regarding Napoleon Dynamite.

P.P.S. On second thought a P.S. is a bit unnecessary in this format as I have not signed anything.

...and....yeah...

Thanks, son...

But no thanks.

Not now?

please teach your son not to quote the post directly above his, it's becoming a bad habit...

That will result in a two week smack-down next time.

That's so fuckin' hot.

I love it when admins go hard-core...

... ™

hey, don't go be hard on him....looking back at his post, i can see why he quoted porky.

Clank™ him! Clank™ him!

One more time and he gets a two week suspension. I doubt he'll come back after it. There's still a puppet suspended until 2027.

Clanking - Bad

Fire - good

Abby -

A priest and a rabbi go on a weekend interfaith retreat together. Towards the end of the 1st day, the priest says to the rabbi "Look, I'm getting bored. How about we go into town?" The Rabbi says "Sure, what do you want to do there?" The Priest says "Well, we could find some young boys..." The Rabbi says "OK, and do what with them?"
The Priest says "Well, fuck them, of course!". And the Rabbi says "OK, but fuck them out of what?"

Who, and what? Wow, 2027, that kinda sucks. What led to that?

They annoyed me on the wrong day.

Big fuckin' whoop...

I do that nearly every day, biotch.

...™

Hey baby!

WOW!

Take 'Abby' do a flip 'er do wit' some lettrees...

Woo-Hoo!

Though I think "intelligent design" is horsecrap, context is everything:

Sillicone does not qualify as intelligent design.

Big fake boobies work much like that bait on the head of the Anglerfish, allowing the stripper to ensnare and pilfer her prey. The prey is then left passed out drunk on the side of the road, stunned, until he is later discovered by his wife and murdered.

Luckily some men have evolved to recognize the trap, otherwise our species would be doomed.

Real boobs evolved as a method of attracting males who otherwise might be focused on making beer.

Ha!

(I don't like the fake ones, they look like cantalopes that have been glued on...)

What's the difference?

On the contrary, it was just the right day.