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TheGreenOne
From the BBC--
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Glowing meat alarms Australians

Australians have been told there is no need to panic after a recent "glow-in-the-dark pork chop" scare.


Insert thujone joke of choice here.
CelticGent
insert 'Casper The Friendly Ghost's Glowing Meat' joke of choice here.
Orval Rodenbacher
Insert "Jacal01 who works at the Hanford Nuke Reservation's penis" joke here.
GreenGullet
What kind of jobs are available at the Hanford Nuke Reservation's penis?

Do they come with benefits?
SnakeHead
I hear they suck.
Porkio
Don't you read? You get a glow in the dark cock!
SnakeHead
I thought it was just the condom that glowed.
Masque
If you work at Hanford, it won't just be your cock that would glow.
GreenGullet
No, you're right, Masque.

Your eyes would glow too, shining with the poise and self-confidence only a man with a glowing cock has.

A man who walks tall among his fellows, saying proudly, "See my radioactive manhood, virile in so many ways!?! Calm your feelings of jealousy and inadequacy! Not everyone can be blessed as I have been!"

Then, he can luminously lead mankind to a glorious future, Rudolph to a new kind of Santa Claus!






SubSailor
Due to my previous employ I sometimes glow in the dark.
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