TheGreenOne
Nov 16 2005, 01:56 PM
From the BBC--
QUOTE
Glowing meat alarms Australians
Australians have been told there is no need to panic after a recent "glow-in-the-dark pork chop" scare.
Insert thujone joke of choice here.
CelticGent
Nov 16 2005, 02:11 PM
insert 'Casper The Friendly Ghost's Glowing Meat' joke of choice here.
Orval Rodenbacher
Nov 16 2005, 04:21 PM
Insert "Jacal01 who works at the Hanford Nuke Reservation's penis" joke here.
GreenGullet
Nov 16 2005, 06:14 PM
What kind of jobs are available at the Hanford Nuke Reservation's penis?
Do they come with benefits?
SnakeHead
Nov 17 2005, 10:59 AM
I hear they suck.
Porkio
Nov 17 2005, 11:21 AM
Don't you read? You get a glow in the dark cock!
SnakeHead
Nov 17 2005, 12:18 PM
I thought it was just the condom that glowed.
Masque
Nov 17 2005, 01:11 PM
If you work at Hanford, it won't just be your cock that would glow.
GreenGullet
Nov 17 2005, 09:03 PM
No, you're right, Masque.
Your eyes would glow too, shining with the poise and self-confidence only a man with a glowing cock has.
A man who walks tall among his fellows, saying proudly, "See my radioactive manhood, virile in so many ways!?! Calm your feelings of jealousy and inadequacy! Not everyone can be blessed as I have been!"
Then, he can luminously lead mankind to a glorious future, Rudolph to a new kind of Santa Claus!
SubSailor
Nov 18 2005, 05:24 AM
Due to my previous employ I sometimes glow in the dark.
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