Even CG hasn't been busted for this.

Just because one didn't get caught doesn't mean they never did it...

You wouldn’t think that a guy with a name like "plentyhorse" would have so much trouble scoring that he would resort to attacking a mannequin.

Well, at least the mannequin was female. He may be a lot of things but he ain't no queer!

" 'If convicted, Plentyhorse may be registered as a sex offender.

Hope Matchan, of the prosecutors' department, said: "People might say it's relatively harmless.

"But I certainly would want to know if this person was my neighbour." ' "


I would want to know if that freak of a prosecutor was my neighbor,
but I definitely would not want to know about the mannequin fucker next door.

That doesn't always matter, some years ago the exhibit shop I worked in at the time, received a 1950's Marilyn Monroe mannequin for restoration.

The mannequin was owned by a retail store display manager who was "Will & Grace's Jack" style flaming.

Every day this guy would call the shop to see how "His Marilyn" was progressing, the best part was his real name, Larry Leathers.

(I sprayed a can of soda one afternoon, answering the phone when he called and left his name)


We never did find out what he did with "His Marilyn" when he took it home.

That sounds like a John Waters movie.

John Waters would have much funnier to deal with.

This guy was serious.

Hey, they don't talk too much. And, they are cheap dates. Real wham bam thank you ma'am kinda girls.

Skeeter's been doing 'time'...

The definition of livin' here in East Bumfuck.

sex offender?

wtf?

this world is sick.

not the kid, the system.

Based on that logic, all sex toy usage will result in the user beeing defined as a sex offender.

Kinky, but not a sex offender.

zactly.

i think i'll celebrate thanksgiving by raping, torturing and killing puritans.

sick fucks.

Just be glad there are plenty examples of normal heterosexual behaviour out there.

Man her ass must be sore...

She's still probably walking funny from the audition to be his "bride".

I don't have anything against gay people, but I am prejuidiced against Scientologists.

Sick fucks.

Cool. Can I have your portion of Turkey then?

hahaha, my portion is probably bigger than you

next year i'm thinking about getting an ostrich or an emu

Mmmmm. Ostrich.

That mannequin had some nice tits.

She ain't no Kim Catrall.

Neither is she, anymore.

Speaking of sexual impropriety, don't you wish she was your teacher?
http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/11/22/teacher.sex/index.html

Too bad they won't let her teach again, she'd be driving up enrollment wherever she went!

She was just trying to comply with No Child Left Behind.

She should have gone with the insanity defense because any woman that hot doesn't have to settle for a 14yo. She could have any 16yo she wants.

Seriously, she is a pretty woman. Why would she have sex with a 14yo? She looks like she would do well in the "adult" dating world.

Apparently she did. She was newly married when she banged the 14 year old.

I think the legal age of consent should be lowered to 15. Kids are already fucking at 13 anyway, so that's giving them a 2 year head start. Besides, why should the girls of the world have to deal with some pimply face kid who will pop after 30 seconds? I'm a grown man with skills. Don't our children deserve the best? (that's a David Cross routine)

30 seconds? That's a long time isn't it?

I gotta get me a teaching job.

Beat me to it.

Evo Sportster. Can't tell what year though.

She is a hottie. The best part is that the kids cousin drove them around while they were screing in the back seat. Maybe she is just "slow"

She'd have to be to get a job as a teacher in this country.

well those who can't... (apostrophe just for GreyBoy)

Thanks for learning english.