...as absinthe fountains?

Bet you can get a grate contact high from them.

Hey wait! You can get pregnant from toilet seats, can't you?

CG, you ever thought about having Jerry Garcia's ass-child?

I bet if you cracked the porcelain open you'd find some China White stashed in there...

I would be too worried that anything found or put in it would taste like shit. I am a traditional guy like that or some such bullshit.

Given the amount of smack Garcia did, he probably only took a dump in that toilet once a year.

yeah, most of his feces can be found at the record store

Funny thing is all of his feces sound exactly the same.

Yeah but they be long.

True.

But they be sinkers, not floaters.

I bet if you smoked that shit you'd get blasted though.

and it would smell like an expensive cigar

It would NEVER live up to the smoothness of a Dunhill Esplendido, though.