My new shot-girl on her 21st.

more fun...

Who's got the better boobs?

i love sluts

Whew!, I thought you were going to post a pic to beat out the competition . . .

I believe the question was about "better", not "bigger". CG would definately win the bigger category, but I doubt his manboobs would be better (Although she is a carpenter's dream).

mine have more volume AND beauty

Want to trade lives for a week?

A week of my life would kill the average human.
Sometimes I don't expect to wake up... or when I do, I wish I hadn't.

So when'd you start takin' your drinking back to the nth level again? I missed that you said that.

This is the time of year where all the bars in town open up. I have to make the rounds, rally the troops, and make other bartenders tremble when they see us approach.
It's a lot of work, this social thing. I've got at least 3 xmas parties to attend in the next 2 weeks. Ugh, I'm hung over already.

*The shot-girl walks around the club selling foo-foo shots to suckers. Batting her eyes, cooing, and acting like she might take you and all your friends home. You know the type, except she would normally ask if you want a dance or time in the champagne room. God praise 21 yr old stippers!*

Blah, blah, blah, post more pictures.

And ones with better resolution, my eyes are getting old.

From those photos, living up there must be like The Shining with sluts.

Very accurate description.

We don't have many girls, but the ones we have loooove to party.*

As for pics. I rarely carry a camera these days. I probably should. It's just that being involved with the action is so much better than standing around like a dork taking pics.
Just for you 'Cros, I'll bring my camera to the Xmas party, the afterhours, and the upcoming college "bikini" contests.


* Unfortunately many of them go off the deep end within a short amount of time. Most of them are (at best) alcoholics, coke fiends, and now I'm noticing the onset of heroin abuse. Fucking scary shit. Watching a beautiful person slowly start losing thier shit. Waitresses starting to repeatedly come in "sick" and things start disappearing. It's a sad world.

There's hope for them when they get old:

Old prostitutes find work in rural Australia

Tue Nov 29, 2005 08:11 AM ET

CANBERRA (Reuters) - Prostitutes as old as 70 continue to work in
rural Australia, pushed out of the cities due to strong competition
from younger and more attractive sex workers, the author of a study
said on Tuesday.

Brothels are legal across most of Australia, but states have strict
laws against soliciting and running brothels in residential areas, and
near churches or schools.

The research, by John Scott of the University of New England, examined
prostitution in rural areas of New South Wales state. He found the sex
industry has flourished in rural towns, with many prostitutes making
regular visits.

"I've likened some of them to traveling musicians, in that some of
them might be based in metropolitan centers and they go out and travel
-- they tour the bush," Scott told Reuters.

He said a sex worker might pass through a country town every couple of
months, but would advertise in advance and book up appointments. He
said sex workers in rural areas tended to be older, and provide more
companionship than city sex workers.

"In a business that is based on looks and age a lot of the time, it
became increasingly hard for workers as they progressed in age," Scott
said.

"If they had been in the business for 20 or 30 years, as a couple
were, they found themselves increasingly working further away from the
metropolitan centers."

Scott examined ads in rural newspapers and talked to sex workers for
his study. He said the oldest sex worker he spoke to was 58 years old,
but those interviewed reported working with older women in their 60s
and one as old as 70.

Scott said rural clients tended to be more polite, and be interested
in company as well as sex.

"A lot of the time these blokes just want a bit of a cuddle, or to
talk," he said.

© Reuters 2005. All Rights Reserved.

Dinky’s head bartender, this is who really gets the chicks after the Dinkster gets done insulting them.

How true.

You think....
Here's a no bullshit account. A very vague descrption.

Tues. Worked from noon til' 4am. Got slammed around 10pm, 5 minutes after I sent the waitress home. I was the only person working... made great cash but fooking tired. Home by 5am. A little booze and I fall right asleep.

Weds. Closed business for xmas party. Got up at 11am. Headed straight to work to make sure everything was in place for the party. Left at 6pm, picked up tux, took a 30 minute power nap.
Back at the bar by 9pm. Began drinking.
Party ended at 2am. I shut everything down and hit the afterhours party. Beer pong until sunrise, then it gets hazy. I awake on a couch at 10am, drunk and still in the tux. Drive to the video store, stumble around, make some selections, and head home. I pass out.

Thurs. Wake up at 1pm. Sluggish and feeling like total shit. I make it to the couch. I spend the next 12 hours watching TV and moving very little.

Fri. Up at 10am. Pick up liquor order, get to work and find the place in chaos. Spend 5 hours sorting out the messes and manage to open exactly at 5pm. I work until 3am. Hit an after hours party. We drink. I then head home by 8am.

Sat. Up at 1pm. At work by 4pm. Work 'til 3am, hit an afterhours party. We hit my house and drink wine until the sun comes up. In bed by 9am.

Sun.Up at 11am, Back in bed by noon. Laze around 'til 5pm (when the sun sets). Vampire lifestyle.
Head to work.
Work until' 12am. Then have a few drinks.
2am end up at some apartment with another couple. Things get "college like". Up til 6ish.

Mon-Wake up at 10am. Laze around a bit. Head back to my home around 12:30pm. Powernap till 2pm. Head to work.
DEAD night. Out by 2am. Went home had a couple glasses of wine, and hit the sack. Asleep by 4am.

Tues- Up at 1pm. Fooking tired. Type this shit and then head to work. Out of work by 1am, hit a "hotel" party. Play asshole until 10am, watch some druken drug induced drama, then head to work (drunk)...

If lack of sleep, too much booze, and juvenile behavior is what you want, quit your life and become a bar manager in a ski town.