they say that Jewelry is the key to a woman's heart

Link is broke, so fuck you fuck balls.

I was gonna say somethin' similar, but I figgered the big, fat, bald, cheap-assed Scottish-Irish muthafuckah would have a problem with that response, unless it came from a respectable source like you.

Am I respectable?

I was going to say something about the starfish swallowing the jewelry whole. Or hole...

I guess I'm not terribly respectable.

sorry, the link was working yesterday.

here's the text & pics:


Item number: 5643417625
Description : Steel Anal Jewelry Butt Plug Rosebud SMALL RED


BRAND NEW!!! We've had 2 or 3 people ask if these are used. NO, they are 100% new!

The small size is 2 1/8 inches long X 1 inch thick.

This sized plug is Perfect for a night on the town. You'll love the sexy way it will make you feel, knowing you have a really fun secret under your clothes!

The pictures just don't do these justice! I need a better camera!!! ;-)

These are imported from EuroFuckyLand and feature Geniune Swarovski Crystals.

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So That guy who says lots of stupid shit, then says-"Bro" after to make it ok. has given up on the porn buisness?

he was never in the 'porn business'

did you mean 'wannabe porn business'?

Yes.

shaddap you hippie.

My Damned Hippie name is Peace Birchwood.

grate

"Heart Moonshine", I can live with that.

Ha.
I get "Aquamarine Moonshine"

goddamn stinky hippies

I cant decide if I'm a tree-hugger or dolphin lover.

Perhaps I don't have a hippie name.

When I was going to dead shows, I'm sure it would have been something like Whippet Hound.

You put CelticGent into it and out comes Frolic Brodderick. Hmmm. That could replace Bigly, ugly, lugly

the easy answer for me would've been a dolphin lover

but i generally only fuck two and four legged beasts.

so i chose not to participate.

Mine's Aquamarine Moonshine...

Having second thoughts?

no.

No, but I'm sure Dinky is.

Louchelooker=Oceana Holder(with the dolphin lover option)

Louchelooker=Love Brodderick(with the tree hugger option)

Goddamn stinkin' hippies.

Nomar Holder

I get either Lily Moonshine or Peace Cornucopia.

Lilac Valley

What's orange and yellow and looks good on hippies?

fire.




Something I remembered from Civil Disturbance training many years ago.

Goldenrod Hearth

Put a Birkenstock in it, t.v hasbeen.

Hey now, I got no problem with Birkenstocks. The smell of patchouli oil, on the other hand, always makes me violent.

Even Pyramid Parchouli?

Rocky Rococo would be sad.

I've already got a damned hippie name, thanks to my damned hippie parents.

If being named after a Donovan song and a pack of rolling papers counts.

Damned tie-dye diaper babies . . .

Hey! You're picking on my hippie heritage, man.

The tye-dyed diapers weren't my fault. I'd have definitely gone raw silk dhoti if I'd had my druthers. I just thank my lucky stars I got born with most of my quota of brain cells.

so you think.

I did. Some, I'll admit, didn't survive adolescence and even more got picked off in my 20s.

Back to the topic:

People will get anything pierced.

taint that the truth

I've been there, but they had a C in front of anal. (on Canal street).
Dirty bastards tricked me.