Whatever the fuck is cracklin' through the
ether today, go ahead and get it out your
systems.
Anything you break, you bought it.
Have at it-

Where?

There is something out there, places be on sizzle!

Hehe.



stands on the sidelines, but with a baseball bat, just in case

"Fuck you, and fuck you, you're cool, fuck you. I'm out."

let's all just start a moshpit and have a pint afterwards.

FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' COCK SMOKING FUCK!!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!

There...that's better.......

...your goddamn mother was a goddamn whore fucked by a pack of wild dogs from which she caught the case of crabs that you crawled out of. You're not fit to lick the drippings out of Paris Hilton's diseased gash, you worthless rabid mongrel bitch. I wish you were her right now so I could kick you in the groin repeatedly, flay your bruised genitalia and serve them to you for your motherfucking breakfast. I wish I knew stronger swear words with which to curse your name and the names of all of your children for seven generations...

That felt good.

Aww. Are you having a bad day, honey?

Not at all. I've just been speaking in my inside voice all day. Sometimes you just have to roll around in the verbal mud for a while to keep from having a bad day.

Alright, shit's back down to normal.
I'm setting the TONE back at "Pleasant".
And if anyone gets outtah line I'll crack ya
one.

I can't even draw a line.

beeecause your mine, i walk the line.

Fuck you and your fucking mayoral superiority, you fucking nitwit halfwit with your fucking bald head and your fucking lawnmower. Who the fuck do you think you are? I'm turning my imaginary tone control knob up to fucking FUCK YOU. How do you like that? Huh? You think just 'cause you say the crisis has passed then the crisis has passed? I'll decide when my motherfucking crisis has passed, motherfucker.








There. The crisis has passed. Everybody please have a pleasant day.

My dog Sam eats purple flowers,
We ain't got much but we got showers,
I dig snow and rain and bright sunshine!
Dragging the line...

Sounds like this is the Tequila forum.

ha-va tequila, ha-va tequila!

for those Jewish/Mexican weddings.

What a bunch of fucking loonies.

say goodnight irene,

i'm fucking outta here.













hopefully tomorrow will be a kindler, gentler day.

goodnight irene

you don't scare me

Sometimes I scare myself.

DG

Hey, Green Spoon! Err... Devil!

Long time no see. We should clink glasses in philly some time.

anytime festus! Drop a line.I've been thinking about a pre-holiday Philly Fest. Uh, then again, I guess it is pre-holiday. There are a few loungers close by

See that?
One little turn of the knob and soon
all is well.

And who am I BaaBaaDoc?
I'm the fucker that's always right.
Get used to it.

It's the Liver's day off, sally bar the door!

Today's been anything but a day off.

Welcome back Moisture Mutt.

....ahh, it's good to see the love returning.
Now to get a drink and wrap my mind around todays events.

Yes, this is much more pleaant.

OK, I got the Godlwave recorder going again so I can get back to digitizing my records.

I wonder what else I need tonight? Somehing to drink maybe? Un Emile La Blanche maybe?

Thank you Mayor, I'm doing my best to promote a love fest post shitstorm. Heil CanuckyFuckyLand. Where can we get good maple syrup, screw the pancakes. You shoulda been eating grits all along.

[QUOTE]

Vermont, the stuff from CanuckyFuckyLand is Government subsidized,
so therefore cheaper and made with less care/love than the independent Vermont makers.

the Evil Empire seems to subsidize a lot of it's industries.

I'm not changing my diet at
this juncture.

Get your grits in cream ale!

See my post above.
It ain't about the pancakes.

I loved 'Half-Baked'

Good quotage!

"And caaaaaaaaan you feel, the looooooooove tonight (tonight)?"

Yeah. I'l;l admit it. I saw him in concert. Twice. But both times were to see Billy Joel. Elton sort of came with the deal. He's kew though.

It's all about the Waffle House.

DG

Scattered, smothered and covered, baby!

I'm with ya on that one.

Man, yesterday was a bad day for me too. Full moon is 8 Dec.

That's Socialism for ya.

sort of like here...