Full Version: How exactly do i "amuse you"? II
Wow. Seizures.
Must be from all the thujone in your system.
nevermind...
no, but ask me again in a minute:
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pressure!!!
...
Doh!
I'm hungry.
That's baseball fans would really call a homer.
for cros
...
Something scarier than Abby's 
Someone get this guy an image consultant.
Someone get this guy an image consultant.
Viva Santarchy!
sweet!
Fry the bastid!
shut your christ-killing jew hole.
you can't ruin MY xmas!
you can't ruin MY xmas!
Can't we all get along?
Why start now?
What's the best thing about fucking twenty five year olds?
there's twenty of them!
there's twenty of them!
QUOTE(CelticGent @ Dec 22 2005, 12:21 PM)
shut your christ-killing jew hole.
you can't ruin MY xmas!
you can't ruin MY xmas!
I heard that Santa's reindeer came down with avian flew as they made a Passover your chimney in Syracuse.
You're next, buddy!
...™
:
New Year's Resolution,
loose weight by practising "Irish Yoga"
loose weight by practising "Irish Yoga"
Or you could just go on the "Irish Cooking Diet" where it's all boiled until inedible.
Famous last words... “Irish food is fine until it’s cooked”
Famous last words... “Irish food is fine until it’s cooked”
...
Irish Yoga~
Damn. That looks just like my old neighborhood pub.
I've heard Guinness referred to as "mother's milk", so I can see the resemblance.
...™
yellow shirts are so unflattering.
I guess blue ones are too.
You're stuttering.
Isn't this just John Cleese doing the bit from the Ministry of Silly Walks?
You Gotta Love the Irish
This is the transcription of the ACTUAL radio conversation between the British and the Irish off the coast of Kerry, October 1998. Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-98.
IRISH: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.
BRITISH: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision.
IRISH: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.
BRITISH: This is the Captain of a British Navy Ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
IRISH: Negative. I say again,! you will have to divert YOUR course.
BRITISH: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER HMS BRITIANNIA! THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE BRITISH ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH. I SAY AGAIN, THAT IS 15 DEGREES NORTH OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.
IRISH: We are a lighthouse................Your Call.
Not true, but funny
This is the transcription of the ACTUAL radio conversation between the British and the Irish off the coast of Kerry, October 1998. Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-98.
IRISH: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.
BRITISH: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision.
IRISH: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.
BRITISH: This is the Captain of a British Navy Ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
IRISH: Negative. I say again,! you will have to divert YOUR course.
BRITISH: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER HMS BRITIANNIA! THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE BRITISH ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH. I SAY AGAIN, THAT IS 15 DEGREES NORTH OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.
IRISH: We are a lighthouse................Your Call.
Not true, but funny
Déjà vu...
I swear I saw that here last week.
Was I drunk or are you?
I swear I saw that here last week.
Was I drunk or are you?
WHY PARENTS DRINK
The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an
Urgent problem with one of the main computers.
He dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted? With a child's
Whisper.
"Hello."
"Is your daddy home? " he asked.
"Yes," whispered the small voice.
"May I talk with him?"
The child whispered, "No."
Surprised, and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your
Mommy there?"
"Yes,"
"May I talk with her?"
Again the small voice whispered, "No."
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss
Asked, "Is anybody else
There?"
"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked,
"May I speak with the policeman?"
"No, he's busy," whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?"
"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer.
Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a
Helicopter through the ear piece on the phone the boss asked, "What is that
Noise?"
"A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice.
"What is going on there" asked the boss, now truly alarmed.
In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The search team just
Landed the hello-copper."
Alarmed, concerned, and even more then just a little frustrated the boss
Asked, "What are they searching for"
Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle:
"Me."
The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an
Urgent problem with one of the main computers.
He dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted? With a child's
Whisper.
"Hello."
"Is your daddy home? " he asked.
"Yes," whispered the small voice.
"May I talk with him?"
The child whispered, "No."
Surprised, and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your
Mommy there?"
"Yes,"
"May I talk with her?"
Again the small voice whispered, "No."
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss
Asked, "Is anybody else
There?"
"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked,
"May I speak with the policeman?"
"No, he's busy," whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?"
"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer.
Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a
Helicopter through the ear piece on the phone the boss asked, "What is that
Noise?"
"A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice.
"What is going on there" asked the boss, now truly alarmed.
In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The search team just
Landed the hello-copper."
Alarmed, concerned, and even more then just a little frustrated the boss
Asked, "What are they searching for"
Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle:
"Me."
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