Gaarrrrrrr.
Dammit!

(Thanks for listening).

What nymphs frolic around your avatar?

Reminds me of the Houses of the Holy album cover.

Maybe Dinky is Bonham reincarnated.

More like the unholy bitch collection.

His wildest dreams.

I dream of desk jobs, reliabililty, middle age comfort and a loving wife.

My reality on the other hand...

...is self-inflicted hand jobs, senility, and ending up loving somebody else's comfortable middle-aged wife.

Sounds like most of us.

or a combination thereof . . .

Comfortable hand jobs, reliable middle age sex, and loving other peoples wives on a desk?

Bite your tongue, silly man.

Desk jobs are the death of us all.

A loving wife is fine unless you settled upon her due to middle age and a desire for reliability.

Never settle for mediocrity. Extraordinary is the only way to fly.

Who the hell said anything about settling, or mediocrity? I'm shooting for the stars baby... the stars.

*uurp*
I think it's the booze talking again.

a loving middle aged wife a desk (but no job) and self inflicted hand-jobs.

I'm still trying to figure out if the middle age comfort and the loving wife are related issues.

As for reliabaility...

I had comfort, a loving wife, a desk job and reliability.

I still have the desk job at least. It pays for the bars, late nights, younger women, and irrational behavior.

I refuse to go into middle age quietly. I turn 35 in February, who wants to do Mardi-gras or Vegas?

You guys are ruining my dreams about the other side of the fence.

It's always been my experience that the other side of the fence usually belongs to someone else.

DG

Don't let me ruin it for you, its NICE. But for me at least, the bottom can fall out rather quickly. I'm sure I will get back to it, and get married again down the road. But in the meantime I'm going to act like im 24 again, and get drunk, fucked, whatever suits the needs of the moment.

I bought my first pack of Camel Filters last week, and smoked it in a night. My lungs hurt, but they tasted good. I got drunk on bad tequila and called my new girl "friend" and her husband answered, oops. Then apparantly drove home, oops again.

The only thing I'm finding, is I cant do too many nights like that back to back like I used to, I need a breather in between.

It takes training and dedication to live the life of a 24 year old when you're *cough* in the later thirties.

A vacation to my side is often fun. Just two bits of advice.

1) Stay the fuck away from married women. Don't be that guy.
2) Know when to reel your shit in. It's easy to make life altering mistakes whilst riding the fast train to party town.

I wish you'd gone on a binge earlier. Me and Der' Cros coulda taken a trip down and shown you how to really fuck things up.

Good advice, thanks. Not sure I will take it on the married girl anyway. Just want to see where it goes for now. And she is gorgeous.

As far as you two coming down, let me know when and we can pick up TGO and anyone else in town and rip shit up.

Kewl!

We've got that down to a fine art.