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Porkio
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,11...1990992,00.html
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These people are not only idiots but liars to boot. First of all, Brokeback Mountain has made over $30 million (not the $25 they claim) and second of all, it only cost $14 million to make, which means it has made back more than twice what it cost to make, making it very profitable, much like their beloved Chronicles of Narnia.

Don't go see any of those movies that the evil Golden Globes (clearly an allusion to uncovered bosoms) honour though, they make baby Jesus cry!
CelticGent
whatever happened to "the jews run hollywood"?

now it's the fags?

it's so hard to keep up.
greeneyes
Film with a sociopolitical agenda is hardly a new phenomenon.
greeneyes
Oppress and people will speak back through art. No consiracy or mystery in that.
Oscar
It's really Satan that runs Hollywood.
CelticGent
but jesus built my hotrod.
Porkio
I was wondering why I am now a gay cowboy transgendered genious eccentric writer. It's because I saw all 3 films!

I'm going to watch King Kong tonight. Watch out Empire State Building!!!
Porkio
QUOTE(greeneyes @ Jan 18 2006, 03:12 PM)
Film with a sociopolitical agenda is hardly a new phenomenon.
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You mean like Chronicles of Narnia?
CelticGent
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greeneyes
I read all of those books as a kid. I felt so ripped off when I discovered that I had willingly exposed myself to proselytism. I was an overly serious child.
Oscar
laugher.gif I bet you were.
Absomphe
QUOTE(CelticGent @ Jan 18 2006, 12:03 PM)
whatever happened to "the jews run hollywood"?

now it's the fags?

it's so hard to keep up.
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Since when are those two groups mutually exclusive?





Go ahead, Boggy, bring it on... after all I couldn't have set you up any better....
Porkio
This is my favourite quote from that article:“Once again, the media elites are proving that their pet projects are more important than profit,” Janice Crouse, of Concerned Puritanical Bitches for America, said.

How dare anyone in the movie business put anything above profit!
jaded prol
Damn good movie. What gets their goat (not that goat) is the idea that people can actually fall in love with each other regardless of gender and aren't all neatly categorizable.
~Y~
Ding-a-ding, dang my dang long ling long. post-6-1069831687.gif
CelticGent
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absinthespoon
Brokeback to the Future!: An exploration of forbidden love and the time-traveling cowboys who dare not speak its name.

thanks, Gawker.
Off. Jack Batemaster
's that what happened to s poonboy?
Wild Bill Turkey
To give Cros nightmares...
Crosby
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Porkio
In this movie, they ain't the only ones gettin fucked...
Off. Jack Batemaster
I have to agree with the Hollywood and turning gay thing...every guy I meat at The Cuff has seen at least one Hollywood movie. Coincidence? I think not...
Porkio
West Hollywood makes Hollywood look like the Marlboro Man. Every guy there refers to every other guy as "she" or "her". I'm not homophobic (hey, some of my best friends are going to hell), but I felt like I was on another planet in West Hollywood.
Crosby
What's it matter, sound guys are all queers.
Off. Jack Batemaster
Not What's his fuck.
Off. Jack Batemaster
Xit, the guy's not really sound - not really that queer, neither...
greeneyes
Yeah, it's the unsound, unfit and unstable ones that're straight.
Off. Jack Batemaster
"Sounds" like that Old, Bald, Boring fuck, 'cept for the 'not being gay' part...
Porkio
QUOTE(Crosby @ Feb 14 2006, 04:57 PM)
What's it matter, sound guys are all queers.
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I got that a lot in high school. I wonder if wearing glasses and being in AV club had something to do with it?

The real test that proves that sound guys are not queer is gay men have a lot more sex.
greeneyes
I can't refute Jack's parallel or deny Porio's infallible logic.

Everyone thought I was a lesbian in high school. Especially the gay guys. And my mom. I never got to know any sound guys. By the time I started encountering them, I was a vocalist, their natural enemy.
Porkio
You're not our enemy anymore, we'll just slap this puppy on ya:
http://www.antarestech.com/products/auto-tune4.shtml

You know that pitch-jump thing Cher's voice does in that gay ass "do you believe" song? That was done by turning Auto-Tune on in the middle of one note.

The whole reason you have these boy bands and Britney is because of Auto-Tune (not my fault!). They use it live, too. Hardly any of them have good intonation naturally.
greeneyes
I can't hear you.
I need more monitor.
Porkio
Ha! We fixed that one too by giving you your own damned monitor mixer. Want the guitar lower? Turn the knob!
Off. Jack Batemaster
Xit, I thought that was a vocoder they used?
Porkio
Xit, you're right. I just researched it and they used a Digitech Talker in combination with a Nord lead to generate the carrier tones that followed her melody.

At the studio I used to work at one engineer told me they used Auto-Tune to do it, he must have not known what he was talking about. Auto-Tune works on the same principle as vocoding, it's just more high tech.

I'm not surprised a frequent client of the Cuff would know more about that Cher song than me.
Absinthe_1900
There does seem to be a good reason for Jack's knowledge of all things Cher. DG.gif
Off. Jack Batemaster
Who the fuck is Chair?
Off. Jack Batemaster
Actually, I've worked a vocoder once or twice...
Porkio
"Work the vocoder" is a great euphemism for "polish the knob".
Off. Jack Batemaster
I've flung the flange too...
Off. Jack Batemaster
Slid the slider...
Off. Jack Batemaster
Twiddled the pan pots...
Porkio
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Or if you want to put subwoofer on it "put some chunk in the trunk".
Off. Jack Batemaster
Sounds more like somethin' CeeGee would do...
Porkio
Badonkadonk!
Off. Jack Batemaster
I'd imagine it might sound something like that with some sort of squeal at the "end"...
Crosby
OK, now I know what I missed by not joining the AV club.
Porkio
AV club wasn't that bad. We may have been a bunch of loser propellor heads but at least we weren't gay! We weren't in theater, for Chrissakes! 1poke.gif
Off. Jack Batemaster
I didn't join any of those gay clubs. I was too busy selling acid at the upper parking lot...
Porkio
The ironic thing is that in High School, we didn't have an AV club, but I did the sound for all the Theater program's plays. Incidentally I did buy acid from one student in the parking lot...
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