T'wasn't me then, I wasn't actually a student...

You were a teacher then?

I wasn't in any programs, I was real busy getting high behind the school. Just making it to class was hard enough.

I was a good student. I always went to class after getting high.

Vice "Prince"i"Pal"

When I was a kid. . .
I had to walk 3 dog miles everyday to school
and 3 back,
each mile had a vicious dog.
All we had at school was dirt and a couple books,
someone stole the audio video stuff.

Ah, luxury. My school was in a cardboard box in the middle of the fast lane of the interstate.

But, we were happier then.

You had an interstate in your school?
Rich bastard,
when I was a kid
we were so poor mom had to
jack off the cat to feed the dog.

Oh wait
the other way around.

Leave it to Beaver is dead and gone,
but now we have Opie
I read on the INTERNET just the other day
no one watches TV.
I heard the network dying because they can't deliver Olympic viewers and might have to give back some of that advertising money.
"Multi Sport events are not bringing in viewers"
(He actually called the OLYMPICS a multi sport event)
They aren't just flipping the channel, the number one competitor for the harvest of eyes is the INTERNET in general and blogs specifically.