A.B. Normal
Jan 8 2007, 09:57 AM
Finally had a moment to do this.
I, [un]like many people, am a Creative Theorist.
QUOTE
The way you think about things makes you a Creative Theorist. This means you are a highly intelligent, complex person. You are able to process information of nearly every kind with ease, using both creativity and analysis to make sense of the world. Compared to others you also have a very rich imagination.
How did we determine that your thinking style is that of a Creative Theorist? When we examined your test results further, we analyzed how you scored on 8 dimensions of intelligence: spatial, organizational, abstract reasoning, logical, mechanical, verbal, visual and numerical. The 3 dimensions you scored highest on combine to make you a Creative Theorist. Only 6 out of 1,000 people have this rare combination of abilities.
jaded prol
Jan 8 2007, 10:07 AM
Number please. And were you drunk at the time?
A.B. Normal
Jan 8 2007, 10:13 AM
133.
Hungover.
And I hit the wrong answer on one question accidentally.
I miss my mouse. I want my desktop computer back.
A.B. Normal
Feb 7 2007, 09:01 AM
Is it wrong that I find
this entertaining?
TheGreenOne
Feb 7 2007, 09:33 AM
Depends on your entertainment options.
Crosby
Feb 7 2007, 10:07 AM
Wax Hof or Spotted Dick, which would you choose?
TheGreenOne
Feb 7 2007, 11:33 AM
Crosby
Feb 8 2007, 04:19 PM
Grey Boy
Feb 8 2007, 06:13 PM
Neither do I,
that gives me comfort.
QUOTE
There are 34 people in the U.S.named ...
QUOTE
There are 0 people in the U.S. with the name G&C.
Wild Bill Turkey
Feb 9 2007, 12:21 AM
There are 258 people in the US with the same first and last name as mine. It would take me half an hour to walk past them if they were standing in line. I'm a nobody in this country, there are 258 people here with my name. I'm already the third one in my own family. And those guys share my middle name, too. The only thing that distinguishes me from them is a roman numeral affixed to my name.
Fuck the romans.
How many romans were there with my name? NONE.
That's why I love this country. I'm a somebody in this country. Hell, there are 258 people here with the same name as me! Tell me that doesn't make you feel like you belong.
Crosby
Feb 9 2007, 12:43 AM
Belonging is overrated.
jaded prol
Feb 9 2007, 04:36 AM
Only 7 unfortunates share my name.
On the other hand a certain Rupert doesn't exist though there are far more Ruperts that none would imagine.
sixela
Feb 9 2007, 05:33 AM
There are 0 people in the U.S. named Alexis <name withheld>.
73.17 percent of people with the first name Alexis are female.
Not only do I not exist in the US, but if I did, they'd get the gender wrong almost all of the time.
Kray-zee country.
jaded prol
Feb 9 2007, 05:56 AM
That explains your avatar.
sixela
Feb 9 2007, 07:23 AM
That's just to Confuse the Enemy.
Kirk
Feb 9 2007, 07:50 AM
99.9% of the people named Kirk are male?
There are 6 people with the same first and last name as me.
I Googled my name once and found an ad site that was selling Kirk Burkett Gothic jewelery. about 5 years ago I found a Kirk Burkett that was making jewelery.
A.B. Normal
Feb 9 2007, 08:00 AM
There are 114 people in the US with my name.
A.B. Normal
Feb 9 2007, 08:04 AM
When I google myself, I find that I'm an insurance agent,
accomplished as a nature photographer,
and I like to do cross-stitchings of cats.
Kirk
Feb 9 2007, 08:11 AM
I used to write books on chivalry.
jaded prol
Feb 9 2007, 08:32 AM
I am waay too googlable (which is difficult to say repeatedly).
TheGreenOne
Feb 9 2007, 08:37 AM
QUOTE(Crosby @ Feb 8 2007, 07:19 PM)
Only the people who don't exist really belong.
Crosby
Feb 10 2007, 05:17 PM
This test is based on how cool you were in High School--what crowd you ran with, etc., but it's still pretty accurate.
You may want to send it to your friends to see if they've changed.
SEE IF YOU ARE A STILL A COOL PERSON:
How cool are you?
AndrewT
Feb 10 2007, 10:17 PM
Hey, it works!
A.B. Normal
Feb 19 2007, 06:36 PM
Crosby
Jun 3 2007, 05:08 PM
DrinkSlinger
Jun 3 2007, 07:20 PM
Son of a bitch!!!
At least I know my ticker is up to par...
jaded prol
Jun 23 2007, 08:15 AM
balzdeep
Jun 25 2007, 12:07 AM
QUOTE(Crosby @ Jun 3 2007, 07:08 PM)
Mother Fucker -- Now I gottsa clean out my shorts AND clean off my chair, not to mention my walls...
nice one
Crosby
Jul 4 2007, 05:54 PM
I can't remember if this has been posted before, butt it's kinda fun.
http://www.ibogleif.dk/spil/flashspil/minigolf/minigolf.swf
Crosby
Jul 12 2007, 12:29 AM
Bognoz
Feb 23 2008, 03:23 PM
How much skill can
it require to accomplish
anal rape amongst
all the wasters?
elfnmagik
Feb 26 2008, 08:56 AM
ARP been
fuckin' round.
jaded prol
May 15 2008, 05:06 AM
Xitload of
time wasters . . .
absinthist
May 15 2008, 09:02 AM
QUOTE(mthuilli @ Jan 7 2007, 03:15 PM)
I scored 131 and I'm a 'Precision Processor' (math + logic).
I may add that as english is not my first language, it was really not easy to do.
Same here-Precision Processor, includin' how much I hate maths in any form I have done the most crazy mathematical BS correctly.
Masque
May 17 2008, 08:19 AM
Jesus Dress-UpI am sure someone has seen this, but Marilyn Christ makes me giggle.
A.B. Normal
May 17 2008, 06:26 PM
Actually, I've never seen it before, but I enjoyed it immensely.
Therefore, I'm a threat to righteous, God-Fearing men and must be stoned.
A.B. Normal
May 17 2008, 06:29 PM
By the way, I dressed him up like Prince.
And Elvis.
My two favorites.
absinthist
May 22 2008, 12:16 PM
Bognoz
May 22 2008, 12:39 PM
QUOTE
You Are Absinthe
You are a sloppy drunk, purposely so
If drinking doesn't make you feel crazy, it's not any fun
Truth be told, you tend to prefer drugs to drinking
But you'd never pass up any absinthe that came your way!
How'd that happen?
Bognoz
May 22 2008, 12:42 PM
QUOTE
You scored as a absinthe
you are artistic and creative, but a little unstable. you are magical and can have dillusions, and are a little mysterious.
absinthe 79%
daiquaries 71%
bourbon 67%
whiskey 67%
vodka 58%
wine 50%
rum 50%
beer 42%
midori 29%
champagne 29%
Do I want to do
any more of these?
Bognoz
May 22 2008, 12:57 PM
QUOTE
You Are A: Bear Cub!
Bears are strong and independent creatures who roam in the forest in search of food. Bears are usually gentle, but anger one and be prepared for their full fury! You're big, you're tough, you won't back down from a fight, you have a bit of a temper -- classic attributes of a bear. Intelligent and resourceful, though lazy at times, you are a fascinating creature of the wild.
You were almost a: Duck or a Pony
You are least like a: Mouse or a Chipmunk
And it didn't even ask
if I like to eat honey.
absinthist
May 22 2008, 01:40 PM
QUOTE
You scored as a absinthe
you are artistic and creative, but a little unstable. you are magical and can have dillusions, and are a little mysterious.
absinthe 88%
vodka 88%
champagne 75%
bourbon 67%
midori 63%
whiskey 63%
beer 58%
daiquaries 50%
wine 46%
rum 33%
Ha! Moroever, I am a mixture of Tequila, Vodka, Guinness, Latte and Merlot. Not counting:
QUOTE
You Are A: Duck!
Found in many lakes and ponds, ducks are a common site the world over. Known for their famous quack, ducks tend to congregate in flocks or go off on their own in pairs. As a duck, you may seem friendly at times but will not hesitate to bite if someone is bothering you. are some reasons why you are a duck.
You were almost a: Bear Cub or a Kitten
You are least like a: Chipmunk or a Mouse
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