I'll never be sober again and I now have a fear of lawn mowers.

I decided not to shave my head.

I realized that my life wasn't really that bad after all.
Also,

It's dangerous to meet people in RL that you've met online.
and

Allentown is a complete shithole, except one small patch of grass and a mini-mansion.

my wife will still once in a great while pull LF03 out of her bagful of memories as ammunition in diatribes against me being a drunk.

"yeah, remember that time you drove to pensylvania for a PARTY?"

it didn't help afterwards to have doc and lammy describe him as crazy when she met them later, either.

I miss Doc and Lammy.

They sure put it mildly.

Bring the wife down for LautrecFest. She'll never mention A-town again.

i was paraphrasing.




unfortunately, my wife does not share my interest in absinthe, or drinking in general.

Or sex.

jesus, do you know her?

No, but I heard she's in a club with this guy:

[quote=CelticGent,Jan 30 2006, 06:20 PM]
[quote=TheGreenOne,Jan 30 2006, 05:09 PM]Bring the wife down for LautrecFest. 
[/quote]
Ok, bring her down and I'll do my best to make sure she never mentions your drinking again.

Those women sure do remember everything, don't they. That just makes it so I don't have to.

Back on topic:

I learned in 2004, never to agree to share a hotel room with a creepy, old, bald fucker I met online.

Oh wait...I apparently didn't learn that lesson.

Who the fuck is Badd Fuckin' Backs?

That guy

Now there's a face you can trust!

You'd best believe it.

Nice edit on the topic title. Jack's back.

It changed my life because now I want a leather jacket with mud flap girls on it.

Fashion icon, that one is.

DG

I got hog-smacked and I'm ruined for life.

I drove back to my hotel at 3:30am in the snow laughing my ass off at the fact I had to be up at 6:30am. I can't ever do that again, EVER.

I learned you can meet someone from the net in RL and have a drink, talk shit, find out you have alot in common, and make it home in one piece with your career intact. What are the odds of that ever happening again? I'm never leaving Richmond.

Thanks, Liver.

Next time make sure the management puts up this sign:

I'll just get it made into a t-shirt.

Next time take his walker away.

You've never met him, have you?

He met him, but the closest thing to a woman around that night was Dinky.

I watched him head mop the Homie bar.

I felt it was time to be honest and not mince words...

Glad you're cuming out of your shell.

I feel it's time for me to stop keeping my views and opinions to myself...

Good for you being assertive for a change.

Changing lives, one man at a time.

Jack's gained some weight.

And Liver looks like he really suffered brain damage from getting bounced into that air conditioner.

That's the first time I've seen Prol and TGO photoshopped.
I'm enjoying this.

Jack should have been the one in the chaps.

Looks like we're at The Cuff


or is that off the cuff . . .

sexy fuckers

Ha! The coy Green 1 is my fave in the lineup.

GTO looks the most "secure" in that pic...

He was in to it.

Thank you. That was funny.

That pic is my new wallpaper.

sicko

Needs background music.

...Upon his lips, the taste of pain
Venom kiss of love insane
He's got a rod beneath his coat
He's gonna RAM right down your throat
Make you grovel on the floor
Spit up and scream and beg for more
He'll rape you good
And strip you down
Hot child, gotcha!...