its gonna be funny when he lets down his guard, thinking you're lying...

the girl who cried monkey

I see you Monkey Man.

Yeah I know, you've been real busy.

Wow ... that picture brings a whole new meaning to the term, "Supplementing your income."

DG

Monkey!

I thought you'd skipped town.

And joined the rodeo.

Naw, just buried with work ... all work and no play ...

How you dooin' toots?

DG

The happy little drunk...as always.

I had better see your bright red ass in Vegas soon.

I talked to the Monkey last night.
He seems well.
I'm working on getting him out here again.
He'd make a good chaperone.

Wis. Woman Spots Monkey in Her Condo

From Associated Press
July 17, 2006 9:44 PM EDT

PEWAUKEE, Wis. - A small monkey made its way into a woman's home but disappeared into a nearby marsh when an officer tried to corral it, authorities said Monday.

The monkey remained on the loose, said Det. Jake Bernotas of the Pewaukee Police Department.

Police were investigating a burglary when a woman in the same condominium complex reported that she saw a monkey in the rear of her residence.

She said she first heard a commotion around 3 a.m. Monday and thought it was a raccoon. Later that morning she heard a screeching so she pulled out binoculars and spotted the monkey.

Police had received no calls about a missing animal, Bernotas said.

DG was never "small".

Cept in the pants...

And that was frontal only.

news flash:

DG sighted on vacation with the Alaskan Cruise Lines:

Damn, I miss the monkey.

DG

First, it's officially August.
Where the fuck are you?

Second, I found out that my friend,
Special Ed, was named after a Xit-Slinging Chimpanzee.

Methinks you two have to meet.

I passed by something called
DG Ranch yesterday.

I don't know what goes on there
and I don't think I want to.

Monkey riding.

...™

...™

What really happened to DG:

Fredie's been feelin those primal urges for DG

Okay ... I've finally gotten my own place, and internet connection. Now I just need some hot chicks, and this will be the ultimate bachelor pad.

Sorrry I've been gone so long, but unlike CG, I'm still here and posting. :)

DG

Welcome back!

Now you need to get your ass up to Seattle.

I've been out of the loop for awhile ... what's going on in Seattle?

DG

Baterfest™, last weekend of this month.

You're one of the few that won't be there.

Monkey Man is
signal??

Oh, my.

Do attend lad.
I won't horrify you
upon our meeting as
@ LCLF Primero.

Working on getting my ticket, as we speak. May need to find a place to crash .... how's that Motel 666 lookin?

DG

Need a roomie?
You're the only Lounger on the planet I would trust to share a room.

And I know you won't take too much time doing your hair.

As tempting as that sounds ... I just found out I can't go. FUCK! There's no flights leaving Sunday night that I can get with my FF miles, and I have to be at work early Monday AM. I cannot tell you how pissed and disappointed I am at this moment.

Pissed that I can't go, and disappointed that I'm not sharing a room with Abby.

I do expect several drunk dials that night though. Any chance of getting some samples so I can do my own "Lonely-Guy-drinking-in-his-studio-Apartment-Fest" on the same night?

Come on, hook a Monkey up ....

DG

You are such a tease!

Bummer.

That's what sick days are for.

Yeah and after 24 to 36 hours of drinking you don't even have to lie about it.

A drag you can't make it.

He loves playing dress up.

Chicks dig robots.

Seriously.

DG

This is disturbing.

Would you prefer clowns?

No sir.

DG's new tatoo...

DG's been slacking off in St. Kitt's

The monkey's supposed to be in Laughlin next weekend.
Only about 60 miles from me so I'll be heading down.
Please submit requests for crotch-punches by Friday, April 27.
That is all.

Those look like Ned Brew's brand of jeans....

I saw the monkey.
For all of five minutes, but
I saw the bastard.

Maybe this link will work:

The Flying Monkey.