The missing Monkey prolly should have his own forum, like Liver does.

Yeah, butt Liver prolly shouldn't...

You know how his ego is...

He was in here 5 minutes ago.
I expect he'll post within the next 48 hours.

In the meantime, I'll try to find my favorite monkey pic.

Liver has his own forum???

The Louched Liver Adoration Forum
On-a-'cuz that’s what the Lounge is really about

back to the topic:

THAT's a monkey on your back!

right turn, Clyde.

That's beautiful CG.

Someone sent me this thing this morning, and it naturally reminded me of DG.

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he's found religion

I'm here .... i've been REAL busy.

DG

Well, get all your xit-slingin' done, cuz you got somewhere to be soon.

I mean .

I have to assume that's Abby in the clown outfit.

DG

And I have to assume that Cros is the head-moppin' monkey.

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Time to tempt the Monkey...

So, DG, I just took stock of my absinthe collection.
I've filled up all my flasks, pictured here (so I don't drink everything before I get a chance to see you).

There's some Blanchette, some Clandestine, some Urine, some Brut and something unnamed and delightfully green.

Can you hear it calling to you?
Or would you rather hear a knock on your door at 3 am?

Plus me yelling AYAHOOOOOOO.

I'm still working on it .... I have to find someone to cover for me on Saturday. It's not looking good, but I'm not giving up without a fight. Notice I didn't say "going down without a fight."

I'm just saying.

DG

There's a point at which you really have to test your power.
This is the time, Monkey.

Tell those fuckers you need a day off.
You've done enought shit for them and they need to do something for you, damnit.

This is the equivalent of some bitchy white chick needing a spa day.
Get ON IT.

Or you'll never hear the rest of the song, and you'll never taste the booze.

Much Love,
Abby

Maybe you'd get more favors if you were going down without a fight.

You could also tell them that you're having female troubles.

I've found that telling people your boobs hurt works wonders.

Go for it, you sexy bitch!

Hey Monkey...

Doesn't this look like fun?

One of your boob-holders is gonna be up there soon.

no, i don't even know where that place is, cros.

Ha!

And I'll stuff an extra in my purse.

so last night i'm watching this (cheesy) biker show called American Thunder on the Speed network.

it's a half hour show and they go to bike shows and gatherings and companies and what not.

anywho, they're at this one company, Performance Machine, giving a tour and showing how some of the machines work....

and BOOM! DGLeadbetter sighting.


he was on the tour with all these other bike builders. they actually showed him like 3 times. he was probably only onscreen for a total of 10 seconds...but it was DEFINITELY DG.



if you get the speed channel, here's the episode:


UPCOMING EPISODES:


March 14, 2006
Today it’s the 2006 Easyriders V-Twin show in Pomona California. There we’ll check out the new centerfold bikes created by some of the bike world’s top master builders. Like Jeff Gordon’s new chopper built by Paul Yaffe. Master builder Johnny chop gives us his opinion on some real show stoppers and finally it’s a day for the dealers at performance machine in La Palma California, where Perry Sands gives us a rare look at what it takes to be an industry leader.

So he's been out having fun
instead of hanging with us!
So selfish.

cunt.

Turns out I get that channel.
Hopefully, they rerun all their shows for a week like all the other cable networks.

According to SpeedTV the next showing is Saturday at 8:30am,
just before your bedtime.

Damnit!
I'll be in Vegas.

Actually, that's 5:30am Vegas time...I'll have just gotten to their house.
I just called and it's set to record, in case I pass out immediately.

He's forgotten the little people.

You see 'em too?

Yeah, it was me. PM is right down the freeway from us. So me and the boss (Junior from LifeStyle Cycles ... the guy they interview toward the end) get there and I see the cameras. I tell him "watch this, I'm gonna strategically position myself at every stop on the tour to get maximum face time." I know for a fact they had to edit that thing pretty damn good to NOT show me. Not to mention cozying up to the host Michele Smith ... who looks WAY better in person than on TV.

Autographs will be available in the lobby.

DG

Any affiliation with these guys?

Actually, you have no idea how many people bring condoms in weekly thinking they are the first ones. Of course, I smile and tell them how clever they are and then throw them away.

DG

My dear, throwing away condoms tells me you are working too much.

For the record, there is no faster way to get DG to call you back than to tell him you're an hour outside of his town and drunk.

I wanted to know when bike week starts, so I would know when DG would be in Vegas.

So, I called him tonight from my pub, and told him I was in Carlsbad, and roughly an hour and a half from his house.

Bastard called me right back.

It worked twice in a row.

The Monkey is one gullible (albeit loveable) sucker.

Scared too.