Come July I'm renting out the Mini
Mansion and moving to Tallahassee
to be w/Peeps.

Finally...

so when's the going away party?

At the same time as the coming out party.

Tallamahatchee suxx balz™ - but hey, so do you...









(and I mean literally rather than figuratively, or the other way around - I just don't remember that night very well)

And no Court Order is going to stop you.

Good luck man.

Two questions...

What's the rent?

Are there any brewing jobs available?

My condolences to Peeps.

Well, damn, glad I got to partake when I did. Although I wasn't there for the throwdown, I had a good time at the Mansion nonetheless.
Does the car convey? Seeing it reminded me of my old Bug. For some unknown reason, one day I felt the need to take a can of blue house paint and paint an Iron Cross and flames, or jellyfish, all over it. OK, it looks pretty bad now, but in the mid 80's I thought it was punk-rock as hell.

Not as intimidating as yours, but I thought you might get a kick out of it.

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Ha, ha and ha!

Actually, fellas, I find that he's the Dickens to get along with,
but even worse to get along without.
Apparently he, for his part,
has succumbed irrevocably to my "singular charm"
(that is to say, the 1 day out of 365 when I am not openly vitriolic).

I'm not entirely sure what Porkio's up to,
since CeeGee outed me a long time ago.

Call me a fucking a sap, buy love fucking RULES!

Shaddup you fucking sap.

S'about damned time, you two.

Congratulations and Condolences (where appropriate).

A-town won't be the same but that isn't saying much. Hope the mini-mansion is treated well by whoever.

Hey, Liver, you still up for a drink in early June? It'll be a Monday.

I found out I'll be in Trevose.
I don't know where the hell that is, or how to pronounce it, but I'll be there, damnit!

And where the hell is ~Y~? Is that anywhere near her?

I don't know, but my zodiac says I'm going to set something on fire then.

As long as you're nowhere near my fro, I'm cool with that.

Welcome back, Kirk.

Yee hah!
I'm on a roll

Peeps
one day with you is more than any man could wish for.

No shit!

Tantric drinking night -- poetry in birth.

My happy place is a Peeps-Slate-Abby night of discourse.

We need to work on that...

Can I butt in with a few pointers?

Other than the interest payments.

Just remember to get the old guy microchipped, in case he decides to wander down to the Payless.

http://www.homeagainid.com/

Wogger,
Yes, we on. I'll see if they have a Hooters.

Pussy,
$850+utilities. The BBW just hired a new brewmaster, didn't know you were still interested. If the guys I have moving in move out before I move back or sell I'll give you and Glassy and the kitties 1st shot.

Back off my man's microchip, 19.
Like Porkio, you misread the title of the thread.
It is not, "The Open Door Swings Both Ways."

Right, it swishes.

Good for you two.

Thanks.

Well, xits - I'd consider it, but ATown water is undrinkable...

make sure the renter knows that we're gonna have a party there this july.

It'll be the one that you show up for.
No one else will, but.

to be completely honest, i WAS gonna try and make it if the mayor had one this year.

no joke.

that's my luck.

well, actually it's everybody else's luck. that they won't have to be near me.

Then show up for LautrecFest.

CeeGee going off to parties is just a nice story mommies tell their children to make them think it's safe to go to the playground.

ha!

Or safe to go to Payless.

My rental situation here just
fell apart minutes ago.

*sigh*

Why the fuck doesn't this shit
just work out?

Scrambling to replace one
of the renter's who just let me
know less than an hour ago
he can't do it, after I just
told the other one I had on
board tto forget it because I
got the ex to decide to move
back in when I leave.

Fuck and fuck.

Time's a wastin'.

Where is Asta gonna live?

W/the ex.

Too bad, but the climate in Atown is prolly better for her. All the Florida heat and humidity can be hard on a person. BTW, what brand of sun block do you use? I'd like to buy stock in the company.

I burn and get even more
leathery.
Peeps is practically an albino.

Arms like fluorescent tubes.

Cock block is my specialty.
Sun block is for fags.

And wimmins.

must be why i use so much.

i'm so white i make johnny winter look tan.

Ha! It's true. I deserved that. I am melanin-challenged.

What is meant by "cock blocking," anyway?
This is an idiom I have never understood.