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Porkio
All you need to know about that site is what they sell in their book shop:
http://shop.wnd.com/store/

Intelligent Design vs. Creationism: Letters to an Atheist

Pat Buchanan: State of Emergency

The Forbidden Book: History of the English Bible

History of the Minutemen and Their Fight to Secure America's Borders

Good stuff!
eric
Why is it that Republican Congressmen do not like to use bookmarks?






























They prefer to bend over pages.
TheGreenOne
HA!
Porkio
HA HA!
jaded prol
It's all in fun.
Plunger
Funny and scary at the same time.
jaded prol
Might as well laugh,



and have another drink 'cause it'sater than you think.
Porkio
I'm not as concerned about North Korea's nuclear bombs as I am about the giant catapult they're constructing to launch them.
TheGreenOne
Mebby they'll just use Fedex.
Le Gimp
All your post are belong to me.
Grey Boy
John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called "pullets", and ten roosters, whose job it was to fertilize the eggs (for you city folks). The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time, so he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone so John could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells.

The farmer's favorite rooster was old Butch, and a very fine specimen he was, too. But on this particular morning John noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! John went to investigate. The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover. But to Farmer John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one. John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Renfrew County Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.

The result... The judges not only awarded old Butch the No Bell Piece Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well. Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making: who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.
TheGreenOne
Double-Ha!
Grey Boy
A Great Joke:
Ted Kennedy wins the Senate and introduces Deval Patrick as new Gov.
Mass is fucked.
Porkio
The only time I can think of that Mass wasn't fucked was the 2004 World Series. Things look pretty normal there as far as I can tell.
Grey Boy
For the most part it's OK now,
but with Dems in total control of all the government
I fear a return to the Duckakis economy years,
when our state bonds were one step above junk status.
Porkio
Maybe the governor should undertake a massive infrastructure project, and call it something like "The Even Bigger Dig", he he he...
Wild Bill Turkey
How about employing thousands of state workers to go around and take down the "NO RIGHT TURN ON RED LIGHT" signs that Dukakis paid to have placed at every single intersection after the state's voter population passed the law making it legal to turn right on a red light? That would be a popular move.
Crosby
Special Bulletin from the Pentagon

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite
fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces.

These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri,
Oklahoma, Tennessee, and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been
given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
sixela
QUOTE(Crosby @ Dec 7 2006, 03:14 AM) *

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.


The rest of the world thinks that was the strategy from day one. Apparently, it isn't working.

[Quoting of post in front of this one necessary to achieve clarity]
Crosby
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