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Wow, kids sure grow up fast these days. He doesn't even have hair on his nuts but he's already a freedom hating terrorist.

Probbaly gay too.

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Looks like a good documentary.

In my email:

Hillary Clinton (D-NY) has already started her 2008 presidential campaign by aligning herself with the military and pretending to be tough on terror. Fortunately, the ultra-liberal Hillary has yet to brainwash all of the voting public in to believing that her symbolism is really substance. Many have never forgotten that when she was co-president for eight years she was quoted as saying: " I loathe the military."
(read the message below the photo)

The picture shows that this soldier has been thru Survival School and learned his lessons well. He's giving the sign of "coercion" with his left hand. These hand signs are taught in survival school to be used by POW's as a method of posing messages back to our intelligence services who may view the photo or video. This guy was obviously being coerced into shaking hands with Hillary Clinton. It's ironic how little she knew that he would so inform us about the photo---perhaps because she's never understood our military to begin with.

i thought he was keeping his fingers crossed, praying that he could suck her cock after the picture.

Bush Accosted by Angry Citizens!

How to practice Christian Abstinence.

Why does the expression white satin Balz™ come to mind?

Cuz you're drunk?

Terrorism Prepardness Guide

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I wasn't sure if I should put that in grim's Scat Porn thread or in here.

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has issued a warning about
a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is
contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease is called --
Gonorrhea Lectim

Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past
four years. Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include
anti-social personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic
overtones, extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate new
information, pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept
responsibility for own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado,
uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography and history,
tendencies towards evangelical theocracy, categorical all-or-nothing
behavior. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this
destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a bush found in
Texas.

Heh.

It was the first day of school and a new student named
Pedro Martinez,
the son of a Mexican restaurateur (and no relation to
the former Red Sox
pitcher of Dominican extraction), entered the fourth
grade. The teacher
said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history.


"Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death?'" She
saw a sea of blank
faces, except for Pedro, who had his hand up.

"Patrick Henry, 1775."

"Very good!" apprised the teacher. "Now, who said,
"Government of the
people, by the people, for the people, shall not
perish from the earth?"

Again, no response except from Pedro: "Abraham
Lincoln, 1863."

The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should
be ashamed! Pedro,
who is new to our country, knows more about its
history than you do!"

She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Mexicans!"

"Who said that?" she demanded.

Pedro put his hand up. "Jim Bowie, 1836."

At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna
puke." The teacher
glared and asked, "All right! Now, who said that?"

Again, Pedro answered, "George Bush to the Japanese
Prime Minister,
1991."

Now furious, another student yelled, "Oh yeah? Suck
this!"

Pedro jumped out of his chair waving his hand and
shouting to the
teacher, "Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"

Now, with almost a mob hysteria, teacher said, "You
little ***** If you
say anything else, I'll kill you!"

Pedro frantically yelled at the top of his voice,
"Gary Condit to
Chandra Levy, 2001."

The teacher fainted, and as the class gathered around
her on the floor,
someone said, "Oh &&&&&& we're in BIG trouble now!"

Pedro whispered, "Saddam Hussein, 2003."

Finally someone throws an eraser at Pedro, someone
shouted "Duck"!

Teacher, just waking, asked "Who said that?

Pedro: Dick Cheney 2006!

Vote for Pedro!

Finally got his picture on the cover of the Rolling Stone.

Why did they put a question mark after, "Worst President in History?" I thought it was obvious.

I still can't fathom how in the f$#$k he got "elected" not once but twice! What the f$#$k was the country thinking?

elected?

Since only half the country votes, are any of them really elected?

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I did put it in quotes. I thought the sarcasm would be evident.

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That sign could be used and anti-war rallies too. I saw one in DC that said "real men know when to pull out>"

Too bad there's a shortage of real men in DC.

HA! I just love that it's a nice-looking, matronly woman holding the sign.

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http://decider.cf.huffingtonpost.com/

Although it's a bit dated,

Watch them wiggle, see them jiggle...

http://www.crooksandliars.com/2005/08/09.html

Click the Katherine Harris 'wmp'...

The best part is at :50 seconds.

She waits for Colmes to finish and then realizes that she's back on camera...

I'm sure her breast are just as real as she is sincere.

Well, I give him an A for effort.

Good translators are so hard to find these days.

True. I think this one was meant for you though.

Yep, that would be my kinda sign.

Next time someone asks me, "what's your sign?..."

Um...™

This should help too:

They do occasionally get paid with a sample of Cannes cache PF, though. Start learnin' some languages.

're you talkin' to me, or to Rush Limbaugh?

I was trying to get back to the topic, but if the shoe fits the penguin...

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