Try'n not burn the place down, ies.

See you fucks next week, some of ya sooner.

y'all come back now, ya hear?

bring me back a XXL t-shirt.

onacuz i'm husky.

How 'bout an ass juice t-shirt from the Double Down Saloon?

nice!

Consider it done.

I don't care what you buy for me as long as I don't do anything for it.

Oh, you have to perform.
Though I have no doubt that your talents will shine through, Fluffy Joe.

Incidentally, CG, I just talked to Cros, somewhere outside of Bakersfield, and he wanted to know "why don't lesbians love me?" Thought that might make you happy.

I'll only perform for something trip fantastic, though it sounds like you've already got some screwy ideas.

I'm getting your ass in a dress next time I see you.

There isn't enough absinthe in the world for that one sweetheart, but I might consider it if I get to spoon with Skeeter.

I call bullshit.
I got you in a bra last time I saw you.

My first reaction was to say that never happend... then I remember that it actually did happen.

What can I say bras make me feel all sexy.

Oh, and I'm still not wearing a dress.

Whatever...
I can get any of you bastards into a dress or nightie or bustier when I want.

Getting the guys to wear a bra is no big challenge...

Now getting the girls out of theirs...

Yeah, but they're only three or four of us.
Our odds are much greater.

Pictures Dammit!


Lot's of pictures.

Yeah, I forgot to take pics last time I was on the Strip.
Shame, really.
You should have seen Balz™ in the white Marilyn halter dress.
He's really got lovely legs.

so my wife loves the shirt that you and der cros sent me...

i got it yesterday...

she heard me laughing and wondered what i got in the mail...




she she told me that i shouldn't wear it "anywhere, any time".

looks like i can give my mexican wedding shirt a rest the next time we have a family get-together.....







thanks fer thinking of me, ya sick cunts!

Apologize to your wife for me.
And sorry it took me so long to get it to you.

oh, i don't think apologies would work.


luckily i ripped your return address off the package so she couldn't pull a ted kaczynski on you.


the problem is, we just moved & i sacrificed some of my obnoxious t-shirts as we have a larger house but less closet space. she has always hated my tshirts, especially the ones with the more 'colorful' phrases. so she thought she had a small victory, and here you are adding fuel to the fire.



so i'll probably wear it this weekend.

It's you man.