I'm having flashbacks.

Last time I checked, my xit was tie-dyed.

tie dye is even more hideous than i am.

I'd say you're somwhere in between Tie Dye and Patchouli, slightly above Birkenstock and maybe a little to the right of Hakky Sack.

IPA, 16% Wee Heavy (Big Ass Beer Exchange), now on to a 23.5% Apple BUtter Ciser.

Tomarrow I will feel really good.

fuck you, porky.

i used to like you.

At least he didn't throw in paisley.

Or incense and peppermints, the color of time.

i once ate an alarm clock because i thought it was a huge strawberry

I once ate a strawberry because I thought...never mind.

i once blew daryl strawberry for crack

More likely the other way around.

Since we have established that absinthe is passé, I’m eating beer tonight.

I might also be getting low on absinthe.

eating a couple (so far) stoudt's double ipa.

No beer here.

Clandestine Extra strength.

Hello, young(ish) people.

What I discovered this evening is that a splash of spooky Montmarte added to one ounce of funky Combier Blanchette tames the spookiness of the former and the funkiness of the latter.

Hope this finds you all well.

For those of you who didn't catch my discovery over at WS, I found that Montmartre makes for some mighty fine dippin' sauce for ice cream sandwiches.

I'll have to try both of your suggestions.

I do kinda miss the old days of mixing Spanish absinthes.

I'm eating beer in mass quantities.
And I'm bored.

I'm leaving you people for a forum where people drink and post 24-7.

CG, I'll see you there.

Me and Loogie are drinking.

You've got my number.
Celly.

If y'all are drinking, get on the horn.
Jesus, do I have to do everything for you people?

Well you haven't called yet. (Geyboy didn't want to post this so I had to log on to do it. Call us.)

A'ight.

I've got your celly.

I'm going to the liquor store first.
Onacuz I need more beer.

Oops, all my pants are the washer.

Aw, hell, I'll go in my jammies.
Not like it'll be the first time.

Did you fall down and drop the phone?
Why the fuck did the line go dead and yer not calling back?

What the fuck Wogger? What happened to the phone? It just went ded. Call back on Geys home line. Or something. I'm getting sauced.

Damn, Wogger. It's sure taking a long time for you to post something. Hunt and peck does take some time huh?

I got a conference call from Skeet, Oscar, Eric, HK, Gimmy, and Stroller, I think.

I'm kinda busy.

Goddammit! Priorities! We called first.

Yeah, but they called next...in between.

Tonight was the last night of Big Ass Beer Exchange. Two bottles of Old Ale and a bottle of Port.

I don't understand why I'm so buzzed.

On to a glass of Hefe and a bowl of Cayanne Pepper boiled Goobers.

Well, fooking conference us in that shit. We can fit on the line.

What the hell, get Twoly and Gimpy on the line too. We can all fit in there. Them lines is big enough for all of us.

I see Abs1900 just joined the party too. Get him in on this. Hey, why don't we all go into the chat room....Ha!

Type faster Abby.

I'm drunk and lost.

And unaware of my phone capabilities.

Dumb dame.

I've found myself on a 12-person party line.
It's loud and insane.

"Boobies" doesn't work with this crowd.

I'm just drunk and lost.

Horseshit.

Hey, fuck you.
I tried it numerous times.


It works with you, sweetcheeks, but not with a buncha drunks.

Red legs and cigarette burns make me wet.

I'll work on playing to my fortes next time, then.

I like Boobies.

Click to view attachmentFor you Gimpy...

Mmm. Boobies.

Mmmmmmmm...cup cake frosting...

I gotta admit, it might be fun to not notice boobies on behalf of my friends.