Yea, especially when they cover her belly fat.

All yourm pantrs are brelong to Gimpy.

BOOBIES! Abby, you're so hawt you made me smoke last night.

I'm being healthy tonight and having a smoothie.














With gin.

Coffee, juice and water.
Second jobs suck.

First jobs suck, my friend.

Yes they do too.

I'm feeling a new thread...

I'm feelin' my own White Balz™.

Last night, little bro (Dildo Batemaster, not Bean Batemaster) stopped by so we drank some Clandestine LB and some Montpelier and a homebrewed spelt witbier.

I'll have to admit, I was suprised to find that the Clandestine LB has aged quite well.

Oh, and anyone claiming it's "rich in fennel" is full of xit. It's "rich in star anise."

I still think it's the best CO out there -- which isn't sayin a whole lot.

It ain't better than Kubler 57 - aged 4 years.

I need a drink.

You always need a drink, Comrade. I'm pretty sure I believe in Absinthism...

I don't always need a drink, just in the evenings. As for "absinthism, I've either proven or disproven its existence but either way, you're ahead of me in the process.

You've definitely proven it, my friend. Congrats!

Why thank you (takes a bow).


But I haven't gone apexit and killed anybody




yet . . .

You might be in the closet about the killing part, for all we know...

My closets aren't big enough for killin'




now the basement . . . .




Libertie! Egalitie! Fraternitie!


Brings back previous life flashbacks!

I'm drinking bogjumperskirtspreader, just to see if I could outsmart Jack's word filter.

Looks like you lost that one.

Sonofabitch!

The Busty Redhead and I are heading out for our last big hurrah at Casey Moore's tonight. Along with about 20 or 30 of our closest friends.

And I'm also celebrating the fact that I officially have my very first home in Las Vegas as of this afternoon.

Congrats! Now, have a few for me tonight!

I'm pretty sure I did.

Im gonna miss my bar.
Damnit!

i call shennanigans.

there's no way i'll be able to be there.



you go, ho!

congrats!

Sounds like an excuse to keep you from posting and drinking.

Cheers.

The cold hand of death is the only thing that can keep me from drinking.

you have a wife too????

She also has a bigger wenis than you.

Yeah but can she type with it?

Don't know, butt I'd bet you'd like to watch.

That's giving up too easily.

...™

Wow, Sixer doesn't know what to say.

I did know what to say, but then TheGreenOne edited his post.

You aren't reading this forum fast enough.

And just to give a hint as to what was once written but has been lost in the mists of time, yes, "fast" is also an adverb, even though it doesn't end in -ly ;).

It's really sad that, despite the fact that I didn't see it in real time, I know what happened from 6er's post.

I am a dork.

Dorks of zeee vurld younight!

I've missed you, penguin.

that makes one of you.

If she missed him it's probably because she wasn't using birdshot.

*rimbo shot*

You know that's only useful if you want to hit lawyers instead of quails.

You need lots of beer too. My theory is that Cheney was drunk because the Quail were sedated. He's a good sport and he wanted to give them a fighting chance.

That almost makes him seem human.




My family is due in the next hour including some out of towners for the fancy Passover feast. I'm heating things up and doing what it takes to prepare for their visit

I ain't suprised about that, rummy.

Always good to end on a high note.