monsters would eat him

Man's Toddler Son Wanders Into Strip Club
From Associated Press
March 21, 2006 10:01 PM EST
TULSA, Okla. - A Kansas man was arrested at a Tulsa strip club after police say his toddler son wandered from an unlocked car into the club over the weekend.

Christopher Greg Killion, 31, was arrested Saturday on a complaint of "encouraging a minor child to be in need of supervision." He posted $500 bond and was released from the Tulsa Jail.

The toddler told police that his father told him to stay in the car, and that if he left it, "monsters would eat him," reports indicate.

A manager at the club had called police to report that about 30 minutes after Killion entered the club, a 3- to 4-year-old boy came inside looking for his father.

Officers determined that the boy had been left alone in a car in the strip club's parking lot. The car was unlocked and parked about 20 feet from a four-lane street. It was raining and 45 degrees outside at the time, an officer noted in the police report.

i love the 'monsters will eat you ' line.

that's genius.

too bad it doesn't work.

but i guess i can't blame him....boobies!!!!!!!!

Some people should not be parents. I'm probably one of them because instead of leaving the kid in the car I would've brought him in so I could get lap dance discounts on account of the cute kid I had. You know how when you bring a puppy to the park and all the girls are all gaga over it. Well same principle.

liar.

you'd be a bad parent, because instead of leaving the kid alone in the car,

you'd be in the car getting free lap dances from the kid.

sicko.

The bear doth project too much, methinks.

predicked, not project.

Hmm, never thought of that one. I could save a fortune.