It looks to me like you're the only one really getting bent out of shape.

Cool or not, you're pretending to be something that people would beg to be a part of. Don't get mad...get real.

hehehehe

Yeah, I've heard you flat chicks have poor self image problems, must be why you hang around forums, and post long winded drivel.

knock yourself out.

Do what you must do with your dignified self.

I'm waiting.

I just don't get why you insist on sticking around someplace that you obviously don't like.

I know why I'm here. I like these people and their wiley ways.
What does it say about you that you're still here trying to argue with us?

Gee, that hurt.

I don't hang around forums near as much as you guys do.
this is your hang-out.

How many names do you have on here?

Dear I wasn't born yesterday.....This place sucks and you know it.

Being cynical on the internet is how you spend your free time....and you're not even that good at it.

JBM is the only name hear,
we're all his puppets!

I don't plan on being here that much longer.

the way I see it and the way most normal people would see it as well is my point was made long ago and itirated in the last post I made.

I kind of feel sorry for people like you.

Wow, you sure told me, and this isn't even my free time.

But you keep trying, maybe you'll get a clue.

Um, no,
we're so sorry we can't get irritated, PTFA!

And this talk of normal is confusing.
If'n you are the definition, praise be the bottle that your lot stays away.

yeah, whatever....you'll learn. You won't let on today but you'll figure out that the reason you go on about converting people into absinthe drinkers so you can have someone to hang out with (which in my opinion is over the top fucking ridiculous) is because you're lonely, you hang out on the internet, people don't like you and it's not because you just can't be cool or witty enough because you are trying way too fucking hard on that issue but it's because you're an asshole and nobody loves you because you suck.


Do you need me to repeat it?

Yes, please, on'a'cuz it was such a miss.

Look, Clueless,

We're not NORMAL (despite any confusion my member name may have instilled).
And we like it that way.
Normal is boring as fuck.

If you read any other forum, do you feel remotely connected to the random people who post? No.

We do here.

Hard to believe, I'm sure, but we're a pretty damned sweet group in person. We also have a sense of humor, which is something you're obviously lacking. Something I recall you stating in your first post, because I PTFA.

I knew from day 1 that you didn't belong here, but I was polite anyway.
So fuck off.

I'm finished trying to be remotely fucking polite to your lame, humorless, verbose ass.

And for the record, ask anyone here the last time I was this fucking rude to anyone.

praise the bottle....amen

Wow, your insight is so incredible, you should consider working on one of those crisis hotlines, instead of spending your time here with us lonely people.

And no you don't need to repeat it, ............ but you will.

Look at 1900,
trying to pull a spirit from that flame,
only one spirit could that man raise,
only one equal to his skill,
I know 1900 knows who, why, cuz I'ved ptfa!
Now it's your turn.

belong?

Your perspective of life is delusional.

Actually I do have quite a sense of humor and I am quite certain that I'm a much more likable person than you are so no...I don't buy it. You were never remotely polite to me...there you go being delusional again. I even told you I would be quiet and you kept talking to me......this was your intentions......because this is what you do.

And you call me lame.

Your world must seem so dead.
It's no wonder you are obsessed with an alcoholic beverage......weirdo.

I am one of the nicest people but you will never know because YOU had to be rude and keep this conversation going and talk about some crazy rules as an excuse. There is something wrong with your brain.....and now you're mad....good....be mad.....Fuck if I care.

I'm fucking done.
Closing this thread.
If the herb girl wants to start a new thread to tell us how lame we are, fine.

I'm sure it's just the obvious therapy she needs.

I apologize.

I apparently cut 1900 off mid-post.

See, cunt, I'm a goddamned sweetheart.

Is that the game where you turn white satin Balz™ into sequin-wrapped Balz™?

She's probably typing a three page essay, and didn't even notice.

I've already started another glass of hooch since then.

I dunno Cros.

It that anything like...




damnit, I can't even be that fucking mean to you.
But you can complete that question all on your own, ya fookin' pitbull.

Um, yes, you can be mean to him.

Ooooh, oooh, I can be that mean!

It was the only thing posted in this thread today that sounded remotely interesting and you won't answer. I'm going to the bar.

Pussy.

Not enough booze here, so pussies like me go to where they sell it.

I'm a goddamned boy scout.
I'm stocked for emergencies.

Then again, I haven't been punishing myself for the last two weeks straight, so I have a little sympathy.

Pussy.

Quick, lock the thread before the herb queen writes another twelve page post.

Done.

It's true. If I had been the one to call her a bitch/cunt/off-brand condom full of chinchilla scat, nobody would have batted an eye.

Take a deep breath, shug. She ought not come back to see this.