We need these in CA.

Malaysia Opens Drive-In Massage Parlor
From Associated Press
March 27, 2006 6:20 AM EST
KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia - Stressed out during a long drive? Road hogs driving you up the wall? The Malaysian government is only too happy to help. The country's first highway drive-in massage parlor opened Monday, with the aim of reducing accidents by easing tense muscles of stressed-out drivers. The parlors will be equipped with automatic massage chairs.

"I hope highway users will use this facility," Works Minister S. Samy Vellu said.

Samy opened the first massage center along the North-South Highway, and said the government was planning to open another center this year.

The North-South Highway is the country's main highway, and stretches the length of Peninsular Malaysia.

Hundreds of thousands of Malaysians commute along a web of highways daily, but accidents - and deaths - typically rise during festive occasions when millions leave Kuala Lumpur and major cities during extended holidays.

That's why I always keep a powerful vibrator in the glove box.

Really.

Ha! Grate minds...

I need a new one.
I wore mine out (all my recent roadtrips).
It sputters like an old Buick.

I'd figure you for the savvy sorta babe who'd just swab and resolder the contacts.

Then again, if you end up having to give 'em much upkeep you might as well just go organic and save a buck on batteries.

Mine wasn't much to begin with.
Definitely not worth the trouble.

I'll go Japanese next time.

I still kick myself for not having bought the Hello Kitty massager before Sanrio realized why Americans were snapping it up and yanked it from the market.

Fuckin' pussies.

I meant Sanrio of course,
though your use of verbs is titillating.

The Samurai Health Palace and Massage Parlor in downtown Olongapo still holds a place in my heart. Drive in? I could barely walk in...