Absinthe is now passe (with an accent agu!) Drinking Absinthe no longer automatically means makes you kewell. Sorry for the reality check...

Shit! Day late and a dollar short as usual.

Good thing I don't drink it to be kewl,

I'd rather be passe.

Good thing I still have my meth lab, those colored rubber bracelets, and a pair of gaucho pants.

You mean The New Yorker was wrong?

Perhaps you meant passé.

Oh no,
you're not getting out of it that easy.

It went out in the 70's along with wearing black leather, big fugly sunglasses, and hanging out in Leatherbars.

It sure takes a while for news to reach the West Coast.

That'd also be that Florida drug runner scumbag look...

We know why you drink it - for Prole Pullin' action.

They provide a valuable commodity.

Damn. And I just got my latest shipment in. I ordered because I read the article in the New Yorker. I thought I'd be so cool.

never happen.

you listen to guys in halloween masks sing shitty metal.

there's no possible way you could ever be cool.

I actually haven't listened to them in a while. Thanks for reminding me. I've been listening to a lot of Rush lately. That's pretty cool huh?

How else can I answer that question cept an:

Um, no.

That's what I expected and love.

Saw an undergraduate kid today wearing a shirt proclaiming, "Ab...sinth makes the heart grow fonder."











Edited: Damned Filtered Czeckerlanderland Words.

Did the back say: "Um, no." ?

Sadly, I wasn't checking out the back of his shirt.

Did you at least check out his package?

A tisket, a tasket, you bet I checked the basket.

C'mon. A shirt like that is like catnip for the dames.

I don't know about the shirt, but a nice basket is.

Too bad nun of the guys here have one of those.

Speak for yourself . . .












I'm a regular casket base . . .

Jack, I think you're forgetting Rimmy's Sweet Sweet™.

bump.

This seems like another grate opportunity to bring up the fact that this place still suxx™. Just in case you all forgot.

I almost did, thanks for the reminder.

How could we forget, you remind us all the time.

That's the only reason I keep cumming back.

Thanks for carrying the Mayor's torch.

We all know the reason.

Three things that remain constant:

1. this place suxx™
2. whenever I point out that this place suxx™, the Ex-mayor is mentioned
3. whenever I point out that this place suxx™, xirtboy posts some sorta drama queer pic

Thanks for being creative and consistent.

...™

Consistent is sometimes better than the alternative

and your pretty consistent yourself.

If the Crown Fits.

Good to see "everyone" here is consistent.


Don't you go changin' either. (Which we know you won't)

no, actually he's cuntsistent

Speaking of cuntsistent, where you been Mr. bigly, ugly, lugly?

You've been rather quiet lately. What gives?

FTPA!!! Loogie!

Did I miss something?

Yeah, he's real busy . . .





idle hands you know . . .

Serious Devil's work,
since he has no package to play with.

No.

cept for Bogger, you people have failed to amuse me and that's just sad (about the Bogger part.)

. . .

Like we care.

Did somebody hear something?

Glad to see I didn't miss anything.

been REAL busy at work

been REAL busy selling & buying house. this week is the climaxxx.