It seems alot of people here just didnt want to buy 'Sip of Seduction'.
Its understandable, why support the Troll right?

Well, I have already seen a PDF copy floating around... I'd be happy to point a finger in its direction if anyone cares to PM me.

I know this might be 'bad karma' so if the admins wanna kill this thread, no problems here.
In my opinion its bad karma with a good direction <smirk>

I'd read a bootleg copy if the bitch paid me .

Seems fair to me.

Here Jethrow...

http://www.louchedlounge.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=170

I did. It's ok.

I have the "special limited edition hardcover" version. The pics are nice (although nothing the seasoned absintheur hasn't seen before), but the text is the usual wanna-be Anne Rice flowery bullshit. Don't waste yer fookin' $, ya crikey fucks! Fuck that evil troll beeeatch...Bing!!!!! Did I mention I'm fucking drunk on zeee green mama????? Me and my lil' bro have been drinking absinthe all night. Here's the rundown, in order of consumption...

BaMa Pontarlier
BaMa Lyonais
Nemesinthe #5
Pignon Et L'Epee (older stuff)
Felix

My lil' bro is passin' out, but I may have another Felix....

I feel nice. Oooky dooky sleesh! Binky booklavah! Hackacha! Zip-zipboiiiiiinnnnnngggg!!!!!!!!

Oi!

I love you all!!!!!!! I bid you goodnight.....


Your brother,

Rimmy


P.S. - AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, you're missing out on a fine time if you don't read it "as it was intended", I mean really. There's nothing like the feel of an Absinthe Book held in your hand. It's really an exquisite experience. Turning each page one by one. Feeling the ink interupt the surface of every page. The smell of a new book, it's like new porn reborn.

Wow Rimmy... that was one helluva post! I could 'feel' your drunkeness.

I have a feeling though, that we won't be hearing from you today...

Good day/evening/mid-night,Rimbaud

Real Greek baklavah is mmmy.So much honey even non-diabetics
are in danger of coma.I bet it would be good dipped in absinthe.
No need for sugar,but all those little flakes of pastry might be
choking.I've never tried "booklavah".Did Mrs Beasley write that
one,too?

I hope you slept Tight,Rimbaud.

"The sleep of reason brings nightmares."

Ah,the seductive smell wafting through the air in bookstores.
Airborne porn-who needs visuals?

Nope, that's just stinky Bob looking through the naked art books.

Dg

LL

High-Ya!(That's right,we do'nt get high,we get drunk. )

Does that mean Bob strips them of their covers before
he sniffs?

Interesting.

My Little Bro' came up to visit me Saturday night, and we sat around drinking absinthe until the weee hours of the morning.

Must have been a "family" weekend for us absinthe drunks.

Bump.

Bored?

Stroked?

and .

how about blown?

Is that an offer?

i'm not a mechanic.

Blown.

jesus

Size queen.

Holey Mother of Fuck, that is one huge Blower.

I just can not imagine that tha tiny air intake does any good with a blower of that size.

It looks like it belongs on some industrial product.

You're one to talk.
Had to get this shot of Gimpy's car when I met him in Johnson City...

That reminds me, I gotta get those breaks fixed so I can quit carying around that section of exhausst pipe I use as a chock.

Looks a bit newer than Crosby's

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Um, that would be Dinky's ride.

This is almost exactly the same as my old ride.

Yeah, here's Gimpee's:

And this is how Liver is getting to Florida:

Where he will trade it for a pair of these:

Abby's car after her weekend visit to Lake Mead.

Ha!

Ha!

and Ha!

Um, not to mention all the HP wasted driving it.

Prolly has a cardboard "fart can" too...

A pair? I don't think Peeps needs one...

He told me he'd eet the xit out of both of 'em...

MMmmmm!
Tits!