The announcement made by my joint venture partner on his site is premature. The Hausgemachte e-commerce site is still in beta mode, and will be for at least another week. I'll be making a formal launch announcement then. To avoid any confusion, I've taken the e-commerce site down, and substituted a place holder page with an email link for those who want to pre-register. My apologies to those of you either confused or disappointed. Those of you who have no idea what I'm taking about - you didn't PTFA!

Guilty and drunk as charged. Couldn't you just charge my credit cards when these things come up, I do believe you have most of the numbers.

Fuck, I wish I could type.

As well as controlling interest in the properties I own.

Though I do know where you live and I have a lot of frequent flyer miles.

Not to mention I need a vacation and your wife has a soft spot for anything that looks like road-kill.

If'n I bring Heady P., she might give us our own rooms and a bathroom to share.

I'm glad you didn't see it - I'm having enough hassles already refunding the people who ordered prematurely. Obviously, because there's so little of the stuff, people wanted to get their orders in immediately, but as I said, the e-commerce side wasn't fully glitch free. None of this would have happened of course if my esteemed partner JBM had been able to keep his mouth shut on his forum for a little longer

We'll be good to go - for real this time - by the 10th I think though.

You've been drinking again, now haven't you Crosby?

And careful what you say about my wife's soft spot.

Like I said, you've got my info. If'n I survive oysters and beer with Head tomorrow, we should be on your door step no later than Monday.

Now typing is even harder. If anyone has questions, PM me and I'll give you Heady P's home #.

It's easy to remember: 1-800-PORNBOY.

True.

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The question for Jack, does Oxy dip when you two dance?

Well, we are very close.

You've seen the April Fools Joke, Now see the the Movie.

Jack should consider laying off the beer...he's gettin' a little junk in his trunk.

Noted.

Oxy is shorter than I thought.

We just did a corporate party for this Venture Capital company in Menlo Park, and the whole time, I kept wondering if they were behind Oxy & Jack's "joint"

No, but we'll prolly end up suing them for the Copyright Infringement™.