to close a thread and suggest I make a new one (duh)

HERE I AM!


but really this is boring and you people (person, whatever) are/is weird and I'm sure you're somewhat aware of it and this is why you are addicted to absinthe, paranoid, unfriendly and probably alone right now now wishing you were getting laid but instead you will be mad at the world and think of rude things to say to people. Sure it's funny and all but I'm still much cooler than you and people actually want to touch me so there.

You can always try opening an amusement park.

So GoodBye weird absinthe drinkers and thanks for the advice. Perhaps one day I'll get around to trying absinthe and you'll think I'm cool as well because then I might give myself enough brain damage to finally be on your level, but actually you won't know because I won't be here because....like I said.....you guys suck.

You can grieve after I leave.
I know you'll try to hide your remorse but my sympathy is with you and it will get better in time.

Just as soon as you people get a life and join the real world.

Bye-Bye.

Too many words.

Buh-bye now!

This why I discourage new absinthe drinkers, it leaves more for me.

Bye Bye.

¡NO, WAIT!
GIVE US ANOTHER CHANCE!! We're sooooooo lonely and you're the first real thing that's come into our lives and we all want to touch you just like you said!!

We can change! COME ON, GANG!! Let's change, let's get ourselves right with "Normal" !!!

I know I can change if the right auburn haired girl comes along.

Sweetie, I hate to be the one to tell you, but Kate Bush will NEVER post here.

How do you know she hasn't?

Damn, there goes my cover, I hope 1888 never finds out.

Yeah, I really hate to spoil two fantasies in one night.
Sorry.

And for the record...AGAIN...what a fucking sweetheart I am!

So, I'm guessing this is out of the question?

For Kate Bush?

Yeah, I'm guessing she'd have too much dignity to put that slutty outfit on.

Me, on the other hand...

What color Pom Poms?

I don't care.
I love pom-poms.

When I was little, I was a pom-pom girl with green and gold pom-poms.
Then my Karin Terrier piddled on them.

It was wet and scary. And all over the place.

I've never quite gotten over it.

Hmm,
Abby does have a secret...

Bastardo!

Reminds me of the time the dog caught me and the psycho girl together, I felt these eyes watching........

I wouldn't hold my breath if I were you.

That "kate" will probably no-show as she's already de-clawed this place successfully . . .

is that similar to a Cairn Terrier?

My friends cat peed on my coonskin cap when I was a kid

Hmmm.....

Why yes...yes it is.
I was so lost at remembering how to spell that, that my spell check couldn't even offer any suggestions.