Well, sort of.

Caption Competition
After the runaway sucess of the last one, as promised we’re running another caption competition!

Born in 1834, Degas' innovative composition, influenced by photography and Japanese woodblock prints called Ukiyo-e (Japonism), his skillful drawing, and perceptive analysis of movement made him one of the masters of progressive art in the late 19th century. He is especially known for his paintings of ballet dancers and other women, as well as of race horses. Often considered an impressionist, some of his work shows classical and realist styles, and other times romanticism.

L’Absinthe created a storm when it was exhibited in London in 1893, all the more when it surfaced that the woman depicted, taken by all to be a prostitute, was in fact an actress, one Ellen Andrée, and the uninterested man beside her an etcher called Marcellin Desboutin.

Send your captions for Degas' L’Absinthe to degascaption@LaFeeAbsinthe.com and the winner picked by the judges & announced in next month's newsletter will receive a bottle of La Fée Parisian Absinthe as well as a pair of absinthe glasses and an absinthe spoon.

Win a bottle of Absinthe

My submission:

Fuck, I think Liver just showed up.

How about "Ill Bistro"

Wow!, I could have had a V8®.

I refuse to waste what little cleverness I have on a bottle of La Fée.

"Merde! They've started using La Fee as the house brand!"

I don't think you could beat the comment about the V8!

"This bar is about as interesting as The Lounge."

Or other lame places.

True.

I am not disagreeing with that caption.

Talking about sour beers is *not* boring. Them's fightin' words.

Either is talking about verbs and word-like thingies, neither.

...™

'nuff excitement here
for an anal rape prowler
to loose his ambition.

"I'm touching myself and the guy to the left of me doesn't even notice..."


OK, at least that's what most guys at a bar "hope" the girl sitting next to them is thinking...

What this dump touches
is new highs on the
"Why does it exist?"
meter.

Did I return just to watch the death throes?

However, previous reports of its death were greatly exaggerated.

Someone cared enough to exaggerate?

Other than exaggeration and people caring enough to pretend they don't care, there is nothing left.

It's no exaggeration
to say I don't care.

Butt you're still here.

Good job to all of those that helped make the Lounge what it is. Cry if you want.

Is it my party?

If'n it is, yer fucked.

Shotgun!