Full Version: Recent Liver Sightings
Damn.
But it has worked for some.
1 is more than enough
of you.
of you.
You sound like glassy.
Smart?
Thanks to Liver's
fine example,
I, too, have become
an Internet Predator.
I learned from the best.
fine example,
I, too, have become
an Internet Predator.
I learned from the best.
No doubt that he's a bad influence all around.
Good, she said good.
Musta got some!
Musta got some!
Ha! (I know that it's like 6 days late but Ha!).
Fuckhead.
My mat is red.
My mat is red.
heh, so's mine ;)
In addition to being ordered to stay away from Payless shoe stores, the court has ordered Liver to attend this group:
What happens when you spend too much time in the Florida sun:
The clanging bell o' liberty never saw a finer man.
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I can just hear the Hard Drinkin Lincoln theme.
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I can just hear the Hard Drinkin Lincoln theme.
We're not strong enough
We're not young enough
We're not alone enough, or cold enough
Emotionally we're not even old enough
Late at night, we're in a video-game dream
There is no lover in this numbered scene
We summon every childhood ghost we've seen
Then suddenly we hear that Mike Post theme
Everything is all right (bong de bong)
We've prayed today (la-da-da-da-dah)
Everything is OK (bong de bong)
We've played today
Late at night on the underground train
Through endless suburbs in endless pain
Then deep in the tunnel under the London rain
Suddenly we hear Mike Post again
Everything is all right (bong de bong)
We've prayed today (la-da-da-da-dah)
If there really is a God (bong de bong)
We should be laid today
We watch those films
That make men cry
Young lovers kiss
Then fight and die
We start to yearn
We climb the vine
We have to face
The truth some time
We're not strong enough
We're not young enough
We're not alone enough, not cold enough
Emotionally we're not even old enough
For love...
But late at night we find the racing tame
We're faced with women and a reality game
We feel alive; we feel new and blind
We're hearing Mike Post in the air this time
Everything is all right (bong de bong)
We've prayed today (la-da-da-da-dah)
If there really is a God (bong de bong)
We should get laid today
There comes a time in every little punk's life
When he has to write a song for his common-law wife
We make our women wait until they wanna scream
But we can always whistle that Mike Post theme
Everything is all right (bong de bong)
We've prayed today (la-da-da-da-dah)
If there really is a God (bong de bong)
We should get laid today
We watch those films
That make men cry
Young lovers kiss
Then fight and die
We start to yearn
We climb the vine
We have to face
The truth some time
We're not young enough
We're not alone enough, or cold enough
Emotionally we're not even old enough
Late at night, we're in a video-game dream
There is no lover in this numbered scene
We summon every childhood ghost we've seen
Then suddenly we hear that Mike Post theme
Everything is all right (bong de bong)
We've prayed today (la-da-da-da-dah)
Everything is OK (bong de bong)
We've played today
Late at night on the underground train
Through endless suburbs in endless pain
Then deep in the tunnel under the London rain
Suddenly we hear Mike Post again
Everything is all right (bong de bong)
We've prayed today (la-da-da-da-dah)
If there really is a God (bong de bong)
We should be laid today
We watch those films
That make men cry
Young lovers kiss
Then fight and die
We start to yearn
We climb the vine
We have to face
The truth some time
We're not strong enough
We're not young enough
We're not alone enough, not cold enough
Emotionally we're not even old enough
For love...
But late at night we find the racing tame
We're faced with women and a reality game
We feel alive; we feel new and blind
We're hearing Mike Post in the air this time
Everything is all right (bong de bong)
We've prayed today (la-da-da-da-dah)
If there really is a God (bong de bong)
We should get laid today
There comes a time in every little punk's life
When he has to write a song for his common-law wife
We make our women wait until they wanna scream
But we can always whistle that Mike Post theme
Everything is all right (bong de bong)
We've prayed today (la-da-da-da-dah)
If there really is a God (bong de bong)
We should get laid today
We watch those films
That make men cry
Young lovers kiss
Then fight and die
We start to yearn
We climb the vine
We have to face
The truth some time
Sorry, wrong theme song.
Yeah, that's kind of a bummer.
I kinda find it uplifting, in a weird sortta way.
I don't recognize it,
but I sure like that part about common-law wives.
but I sure like that part about common-law wives.
It's off of this:
Old age has not been kind to the Liver:
WHAT's HE DOIN' WIT MAH DOG!!!!
Prolly the same thing he did to the neighbor's cat.
Too many crackers.
So little will to live.
So little will to live.
I'm helping...™
Another, "It could be Liver":
Wis. man arrested for stealing girls' shoes
WAUKESHA, Wis. (AP) -- Police seized more than 1,500 pairs of girls' shoes from the home and storage unit of a man arrested for breaking into a high school, police said Tuesday.
'He liked to smell them,' said Lt. William H. Graham.
Police said the recovered shoes may be related to the burglaries of three Waukesha public high schools and a middle school over the past two years.
The 27-year-old Kenosha man, who was not identified because had yet to be formally charged, worked for a cable company and collected keys to the schools as he responded to calls, Graham said. The same man was convicted in 2005 for stealing shoes from Kenosha Tremper High School.
Police arrested him after a security video showed him entering North High School on May 20 and leaving with some items, authorities said.
Officers searched the man's home and a rented storage unit on Thursday, recovering the shoes along with school yearbooks, keys, a bolt cutter and other items.
The man was expected to be charged in Waukesha County Circuit Court Tuesday, Capt. Mike Babe said.
Wis. man arrested for stealing girls' shoes
WAUKESHA, Wis. (AP) -- Police seized more than 1,500 pairs of girls' shoes from the home and storage unit of a man arrested for breaking into a high school, police said Tuesday.
'He liked to smell them,' said Lt. William H. Graham.
Police said the recovered shoes may be related to the burglaries of three Waukesha public high schools and a middle school over the past two years.
The 27-year-old Kenosha man, who was not identified because had yet to be formally charged, worked for a cable company and collected keys to the schools as he responded to calls, Graham said. The same man was convicted in 2005 for stealing shoes from Kenosha Tremper High School.
Police arrested him after a security video showed him entering North High School on May 20 and leaving with some items, authorities said.
Officers searched the man's home and a rented storage unit on Thursday, recovering the shoes along with school yearbooks, keys, a bolt cutter and other items.
The man was expected to be charged in Waukesha County Circuit Court Tuesday, Capt. Mike Babe said.
That even
scares me.
scares me.
Uncanny!
You should xoo.
You should xoo.
Photoxop is
a fun thing.
a fun thing.
Yes it is.
Ha!
Dinky looks like
he's scootin' back.
he's scootin' back.
Good thing there's no water in sight.
I'd worry a fried Liver might drown
washin' himself.
I'd worry a fried Liver might drown
washin' himself.
I showered
in Seattle
during LCLF04
and lived.
in Seattle
during LCLF04
and lived.
...
I'll cop to that one.
Um, you typo'd an extraneous "to".
I wuv a goil prouduv her fur.
Woodn't work fer a baldy.
Woodn't work fer a baldy.
I'd have a snorkel on.
Mow. Mow. Mow.
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