Too cute:

awwwwwwww

What ever happened to pets or stupid friends? Did those get deleted?

I couldn't find them.

Here's a rather amazing mutt! Click on the link for the video

Here's one of our beasts.

Kewel, you taught it how to pay your bills.

The Imp meets the Sponge.

Which one is which?

The Senator, before age turned him grey.

And how pathetic is this face?

And my favorite adopted zoo baby...I call her Marlena.

I call him White Satin™.

You're really like a little pit bull, aren't you?

One that drinks too much.

I'm thinking that's obvious.

But we still love ya.

And as far as stupid friends go...
these are my wonderful, stupid, amazing best friends whom I'm going to miss terribly:

Did you forget how to resize photos?

Only momentarily, you drunk fuck.

Now it's too small.

Imagine bigger boobs in your tiny little imagination.

Didn't I see this sign in your local bar?

Could be.

I often drive to my bar only to walk (stumble) home.

Hard to tell, they are both well known leg humpers.

The Imp after spending too much time with the Sponge.

He's more of a begger.

My imagination is broken. Post the bigger boobs.

Found some cute old pics while packing today.

My old horse and her wee'in.

Are you in that picture?

And my Xmas present to my parents in 1994:

Oh, and

So, you had better taste in dogs back then.

Oh, you did NOT just insult the Senator.

And incidentally I had better taste in lots of things back then.

Time has a way of making you settle.

Amen to that,
and

That reply to Cros was totaly unecessary,
I can't tell which tree you're in either.

I think we all know I wouldn't be "in" any tree.
The odds of capturing me "in" one are pretty slim.

Sorry, stuck up a tree.

Look for ass-prints around the base of the tree.

GB, Cros has it right.
I've never been stuck up anything.
(Shut the hell up.)

It's more likely that you'll find me in a pile at the base of something, like a tree, or a hayloft, or a doorstep.

paulie the wonder dog.

...™

The bassadorable, Turner.
I'm gonna miss the little guy when he moves to the UK.

That's sad, kinda like your picture sizing skills.

Do they still quaratine dogs for six months in the Toothless Empire? If so she should look into bringing him over via France.

Yeah, I didn't realize it was so damned big.
Oops.
Fixed now.

And no, she's all clear.
He'll spend a few hours in customs, but he's cleared for entry into the UK.

My best friend is laying at my feet dying
I don't know what to do, someone poisoned her.
Virginia Tech doesn't do dialysis.
I feel so bad, I don't remember ever feeling so bad.
She is the sweetest thing and she helps me,
she is my constant companion, always by my side
I don't know how this happened
I don't even want to know.
She's an 8 year old spayed female German Shepherd
with a little Aussie in her, she is very gentle but not everyone believes it.

Wow, I just don't have the words for how fucked up that is. I hope you can find a Vet that can help. I also hope you can do the same to the culprit.

That is horrible, people that do that shit have no soul.
I hope she pulls through.

My thoughts are with you and your little girl tonight, Kirk.