I'm rakin' leaves with Liza
Me & Liz clean up the yard.

I'm dying to tell my story,
for all my friends to read

Well, don't keep us waiting.

For starters I took a job at my father's carpet store,
I layed tackless stripping, and housewives, by the the score.

Which was more fun?

The tackless stripping of course.

I prefer the tactless kind.

So then what?

Clumsy sex.

Somebody say my name?

"DickStinker"

Well,
I'm sittin' here playing solitaire
With my pearl-handled deck

Choose Life!

I was gonna talk about be cut off from the county's methadone...

Fuck'd if I have a choice,
Grandpa pissed his pants again
He don't give a damn
Brother Billy has both guns drawn
He ain't been right since Vietnam.

Been hangin out down at the Pioneer Chicken stand?

Lookin' for my man.

Twenty-six dollars in my hand
Up to Lexington 1-2-5
So sick and dirty more dead than alive

He's never early
He's always late
First thing you learn is you always got to wait
I'm waiting

waiting for my man

Tight toy night, streets were so bright.
The world looked so thin and between my bones and skin
there stood another person who was a little surprised
to be face to face with a world so alive.

"I'm going to detox Mansion..." -- did you click on one of those WS Google ads or somthing?

PTFA! There are no more Google ads on WS. Hiram surrendered.

They'll be back up soon enough I'm sure...if not, another easy way to try to make money will take its place.

Opening a sour beer brewpub? That would be a respectable way to make some extra money.

That's what I need, an easy way to make money.

sour beer, having a tasty raspberry number right now