After having a day that was stressful, too long and completely wasted,
I've decided to get completely wasted.

Drinking a bogjumperskirtspreader.

(Take that, wordfilter!)

And I'm listening to really really loud music.

Feeling the day drown away.

Looks like you lost that round too.

I knew that was coming.
Conveniently, I've had enough to drink that I don't care.

It's after 8 am here and I'm pretty sure I'm still drunk.

That's the best reason for word filters.

Two days with no drinking, so far, and maybe another ahead of me.
Lots of paperwork to demand my concentration, and I don't farm it out, I do it myself.
Fuck the IRS.

I'll drink to that.

OK, so who wants to play hide the matzo?

Instead I'm playing,
"squelch the comment."

It's kinda fun.

I'm drinking Abbey ale.

And my landlord cut down my tree.
I didn't realize how much shade it provided until yesterday.
It's fucking HOT here.

oh, that reminds me!

Slivovitz - 94 proof and aged three years.

The great thing about my liquor store is that, often, when you buy a six pack from their cooler, you're not actually getting a six pack of one thing.

And I like surprises.

Last time I bought the Abbey Ale, I ended up with a Biere de Mars in the pack.

Turns out I kinda like it so I bought a six pack tonight.
And wouldn't ya know it, there's an Abbey in there.

Sadly, I'm killing the last of my Clandestine LB.

Your restocking not keeping up with the bender?

From the looks of that sentence, I think your own bender might be outstripping supply.

I have no idea what you're babbling about.

Damnit!
Went through two packs of smokes already today.
(very stressful)
Need another two.
Much packing and cleaning to do.

I could prolly use another sixer, too.

It took moving to get you to clean up after last years Louche Fiesta.

You'd be done quicker if you quit wasting time sucking butts.

Reformed smokers are such a pain in the ass.

And quit fucking around on the computer, it's not gonna clean itself.

There's nothing "clean" about this contraption.

Thanks to the Holiday, I'm smoking Parliaments.
And drinking Corona Minis.

Easter sux.

Had much fun with the Sponge tonight.
He finally got to meet the Busty Redhead and the Goddamned Foreigner.

And no drunk dials.

Count your blessings.

WTF!?

Where's that bastard-O been? I find his absence 10 kinds of craptastic.

He's drunk and disheveled right now.
Call his ass and wake him up.

And ask him to tell you the otter joke.

What! No photos?

Nope, sorry.
No camera tonight.

Just a couple of drunks snort-laughing at the bar at stupid jokes and ridiculous accents.

And for the first time in his many trips, we had a waitress other than the one he insulted at LoucheFiesta.

No food poisoning tonight!

I'd be fine with a snip from the lubricous Motel 6 sheets he stayed in/on.

Oh no, the General's paying for his trip.
He's staying in quasi-luxurious mid-level accomodations.

We're talking Marriott sheets, baby

What a koinky-dink! My best accommodations are mid-level.

Dirty bastard!

You only know the half of it.

I'm bettin' I know 3/4.
Crazy bitch.

I'll see your 3/4ths and raise you(,) the lower half.

You're a filthy little fucker.
Damn, I miss ya.

Aim a wee-bit higher.

Just spent the last 3 hours at my favorite Tiki bar, Psycho Suzi's. Nicely toasted. Too bad I have to get up in the morning or I would continue.

I would like tiki bars a lot more if it were possible for me to actually get drunk in one.

Get your ass up here and I will treat you to a night at Psycho Suzi's. They have a bunch of potent concoctions guaranteed to kick you in the ass. And if they don't, the wait staff will.

Sounds like my kinda place.
Though if I go up there, we have to keep it real quiet.
Way too much family there.
And I really don't like most of those people.

You got it baby!

How 'bout you?

Woa dude, I didn't know you could get the emoticons to do that. Is it 4:20 yet?

I look a lot like a French prostitute tonight, but I've had a blast.
And when I get home, I have some fun pics for y'all.
They say Sedona is some sort of spiritual vortex, but I had no idea...

I have to pee really badly, but tune in tomorrow.

I lived in Sedona for 5 years. The effects of the vortex can be very draining.
Butt it's so cleansing to get all that stuff out of your system.
After living in LA, where everybody only thinks about #1, it was time to make a movement to someplace where everyone was full of #2.

Yeah, but the sunsets sure are purdy...

Was drinking beer.
Now drinking absinthe.

I have a dental cleaning in the morning.
I should prolly stop now.

But I'm guessing I won't.

I am drinking black coffee, using the side of my mouth that has sensation.

Good timing, Abby. I had a cavity filled today. That was a good time. I learned a lot about dental tools and gained new insight about one of the cranial nerves. I hope you get a hot hygenist.